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Chapters: 18/? Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Shang Qinghua & Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Liu Qingge/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Original Shěn Qīngqiū, Shang Qinghua, Mu Qingfang, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge, Original Characters, Original Child Character(s), Luo Binghe Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Fluff and Crack, No Incest, Fluff and Smut, Domestic Fluff, Some angst, Alpha! Shěn Qīngqiū, Omega! Shěn Yuán, Memes and Crack, Frozen (Disney Movies) References, No BETA suffer with me, Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan being bros, Transmigration Bros, Out of Character, Everyone is OOC fight me, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, mentions of a daddy kink, Heats, Sex, various sex positions, alot of biting, Seducing that fails yet doesn't, conveniently placed plot devices, Future Threesomes, background moshang, Strength Kink, Shen Yuan PINING for his two alphas, they all get together, DONT READ if you dont want a disaster fest of everything, Babies, they have BABIES and a FAMILY Series: Part 1 of Call of the Omega Summary:

Presenting late as an omega, Shen Yuan decides he wants Shen Qingqiu as his alpha. Now, to seduce before his next heat hits him like a bag of bricks.

“Bro, you just told me you want the scummiest of scum to bang you.”

“I didn’t say it like that.” Shen Yuan snaps, clearing his throat. “I just said, I think, it would be cool if he and I could, you know, do the horizontal tango. And, you know. Mate.”

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Original Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Original Luo Binghe, Original Shěn Qīngqiū Additional Tags: Stalking, Caretaking, Bathing/Washing, Feeding, BingyuanMinibang, Bingge being his weird self, Idk...like this is a Stalker AU? With all of its attendant problems?, but soft, ...for given value of soft, Feminization, Groping, Shen Yuan's concerning lack of care about uhh some things, meets Bingge's lack of inter-personal boundaries...fight?, Dubious Consent, in many ways this is weirdo4weirdo and in many ways it is deeply creepy, because it is a STALKER AU, the artist to attic wife pipeline Summary:

Shen Yuan has a new live in caretaker named Binghe. Who is not suspicious in any way, according to Shen Yuan...Shen Yuan should probably not be trusted to make calls about things like that? Stalker AU.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Original Shěn Qīngqiū Additional Tags: Haunting, Ghost Shen Jiu, Fluff, Angst, Love Story, surprise background pairing, Ambiguous/Open Ending Summary:

Shen Yuan is haunted by a scum villain. Naturally, he falls in love with him.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Additional Tags: Consensual Underage Sex, Pseudo-Incest, Mother-Son Relationship, Cunnilingus, Blow Jobs, Penis In Vagina Sex, Luo Binghe's Age is not disclosed, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat Summary:

Luo Binghe is adopted by Female Shen Yuan as a child.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shang Qinghua/Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shang Qinghua, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu Additional Tags: Omegaverse, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega/Omega, Some Plot, overuse of shixiong and shidi, Nesting, Scenting, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Overworked Shang Qinghua, Sex, Fingering, Creampie, Omegas have vaginas and dicks, bc I said so, what is omegaverse anatomy anyway, no beta we die like sqh, Biting Summary:

Shang Qinghua is too nosy for his own damn good!

But it's okay if it gets him an OP xianxia boyfriend, right? (He hopes so!)

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Additional Tags: Incest, Parent/Child Incest, Father/Son Incest, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Omega Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Rimming, Cunnilingus, Intersex Omegas, JiuYuan Week 2024 (Scum Villain) Series: Part 5 of JiuYuan Week 2024 Summary:

Shen Jiu has his A-Yuan for breakfast.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Ning Yingying/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Ming Fan/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Ning Yingying, Míng Fān, Luo Binghe Additional Tags: Underage - Freeform, Grooming, Trans Character Summary:

"It started out of curiosity. Ning Yingying was the picture perfect example of a lolicon's wet dream in personality, and he was merely curious if she'd look the part despite being chubbier than most. A quickly drawn mockup of the modern schoolgirl skirt and a frostily worded memo to the peak's seamstresses, and Shen Qingqiu soon had his answer."

Or, in which Shen Qingqiu puts all of his disciples into schoolgirl skirts and spirals into fucking them all.

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Consider: Fem!Shen Yuan transmigrating in to a reverse harem drama loosely based on Cinderella.

Naturally Shen Yuan ends up as the "evil" stepmom, Shen Qingqiu.

From Shen Yuan’s perspective, all she does differently from the original goods is she offers a tiny bit of comfort when Binghe’s father dies, and she acts grateful instead of bitchy while making Binghe do all the household chores.

(Shen Yuan also buys "the household" top tier quality cooking implements, a great variety of cook books, and every rare ingredient and spice she remembers Binghe coveting… not to mention privately punishing the step-siblings whenever they're nasty, and "covertly" slipping Binghe all sorts of high quality but plain looking gifts… but those things surely don’t mean much.)

‘Somehow’ this results in Binghe being super territorial about chores, and not giving two shits about any of the handsome bachelor love interests. Not even the prince! In fact, Binghe is insistent on being both Shen Qingqiu’s cook and her personal maid, and seems weirdly eager to get her step siblings married off as soon as possible.

Binghe just wants everyone out of the house, and out of her hair, so she can enact her 12 step stepmother seduction plan in peace!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan are twins, Top Luo Binghe, Bottom Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Anal Sex, Dildos, Asthma, Chronic Illness, older Shen yuan, Nurse Binghe Summary:

Shen Yuan's chronic asthma is too much to handle on his own at fifty years old. At least that's what his twin brother Shen Jiu thinks. Enter Luo Binghe, the strangest nurse on planet earth.

Or Stalker Binghe finally finds Shen Yuan and takes care of his health in the best way he can: terribly, with a side of codependence.

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Chapters: 12/? Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Original Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge/Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua, Luo Binghe/Original Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, Shang Qinghua, Original Luo Binghe, Mu Qingfang, Yue Qingyuan, Míng Fān, Ning Yingying, Sha Hualing Additional Tags: Stalker Shen Yuan, Dark Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Completely Hinged Shen Yuan, Obsessive Behavior, Obsessive Shen Yuan, Shen Yuan Leads a Cult Worshipping Luo Binghe, Kidnapping, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Humor, Shen Yuan Shamelessly Reveres Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu In Denial, Fealty, Shen Yuan is SUCH a simp, White Lotus Luo Binghe, partial Epistolary, Memes, Freaks4Freak, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, POV Multiple, Angst with a Happy Ending, Shen Yuan initially stalks Shang Qinghua, No Cumplane Friendship, Yandere, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, Crack Treated Seriously, Shang Qinghua has a rough time but things get better, Inappropriate Use of Heavenly Demon Blood Parasites (Scum Villain) Summary:

Shen Yuan just wants to make Luo Binghe’s life better, and he’ll do ANYTHING to make it so.

OR

What if Shen Yuan was such a fanatic that he didn’t care about any negative consequences he might face on behalf of Luo Binghe and actually told Luo Binghe how he felt?

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Chapters: 10/? Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Additional Tags: Drabble Collection, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Yandere Luo Binghe Summary:

Twitter fic threads that I am migrating over.

1. SQQ lives in the Pretty Person Bubble 2. Mafia!Binghe turned Nanny!Binghe 3. Worst Punishment for Binghe 4. Saucy Neckline Onlyfans Creator Shen Yuan 5. Binghe's Dream World Prison 6. Shen Yuan's Special Ability: Napping 7. Shen Qingqiu is a Genius/Billionaire/Housewife/Philanthropist 8. Ming Fan aka Leader of the Bingqiu UST Taskforce 9. Accidental Baby Acquisition 10. One to Defile and One to Keep Pure

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Omegaverse, Alpha Luo Binghe, Top Luo Binghe, Omega Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Bottom Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Extremely Dubious Consent, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Aphrodisiacs, all omegas have a pussy, Knotting, Breeding Kink, Yandere Luo Binghe, Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū Has A Pussy, Belly Bulge, Vaginal Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Cunnilingus, Squirting, Mindbreak, Riding, Marathon Sex, Pussy Spanking, Dom/sub Undertones, Mirror Sex, Father/Son Incest, Rough Sex, Humiliation, Feminization, Wife Kink, Diedie kink, slutshaming, Cervix Penetration, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Unrealistic Sex, Creampie, Somnophilia Summary:

Shen Yuan decide pasar tiempo de calidad con su padre.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Original Shěn Qīngqiū & Yuè Qīngyuán, Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua, Qi Qingqi/Qiu Haitang Additional Tags: Ensemble Cast, Gender Confusion, Trans Character, Crossdressing, Misunderstandings, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Series: Part 2 of Shen Jiu Good End Festa fics Summary:

For Shen Jiu good end festa, 13th may prompt: A helping of your fluffiest modern au. Which, for me, is this thing loosely based on The Birdcage/La Cage aux Folles (summarised in the author's note, but you'll prob be fine not knowing it).

Narrated by Qi Qingqi, Shen Jiu is notably absent for large portions of it, but trust me, he is very happy running a gay nightclub with Yue Qi, even if one of his 2,5 children is a dumbass who inherited his non-biological father's inability to communicate.

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Chapters: 9/9 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua, Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Mobei-jun, Shang Qinghua, Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Sha Hualing, Zhuzhi-lang, Liu Mingyan Additional Tags: Romance, Drama, Humor, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Corporate, Alternate Universe - Writing & Publishing, Pining, Mutual Pining, Light Angst, Misunderstandings, Happy Ending Summary:

"Sorry, I think Binghe's actually been awake for three days. Shen laoshi had an anxiety episode and wanted to rewrite the whole middle section."

At hearing "Shen laoshi", Luo Binghe [editor in chief] as his nameplate suggested seemed to awaken with a muffled wail.

"Shizunnnnn."

No one expects such a handsome fellow to be this pathetic really.

"Also. Pssst. Mobei." Hualing attempted to throw one of the many paper balls on her desk at the beautiful man seated opposite but he caught it with his eyes closed. He finally opens his eyes and they are a wonderous, murderous ice blue.

This is a slightly insane story of reunited first loves and weirdos meeting printing deadlines.

AKA the Sekaiichi Hatsukoi/Publishing firm AU that no one asked for. NOW COMPLETE!

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Chapters: 9/9 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua Characters: Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun, Background & Cameo Characters Additional Tags: Background BingQiu and MingLing, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Pining, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Explicit Sexual Content, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bites, Knotting, Claustrophobia, courting, Miscommunication, Internalized dysphoria, Alcohol, Alpha Mobei-jun, Beta Shang Qinghua, Alpha Ruts, they're both dumbasses Summary:

Shang Qinghua, Beta, part-time author, and full-time dumbass, wakes up in his Alpha boss's bed with no recollection of how he got there.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua Characters: Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Boss/Employee Relationship, Humor, Fluff, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, but really light, Oblivious Shang Qinghua, Soft Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua, Public Display of Affection, Friends to Lovers, Work with Fanart, MoShang Week 2021, Embedded Images Series: Part 3 of moshang ❄🌻 week 2k21 Summary:

No one understood how Shang Qinghua could guess his moods, not even Sha Hualing who had been working as his secretary for almost five years.

"Intuition", he often lied, though it was becoming a hard truth since Mobei Jun started inviting him to 'discuss business' outside the company.

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Shang Qinghua's boss has a sunflower stuck on the back of his head no one else can see. It blooms when he's in a good mood and whither when he isn't.

It always blooms and faces Shang Qinghua, though.

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Chapters: 16/16 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Yuè Qīngyuán, Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua Characters: Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Original Shěn Qīngqiū, Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun, Yue Qingyuan, Liu Qingge, Liu Mingyan, Qi Qingqi, Mu Qingfang, Wei Qingwei, Míng Fān, Ning Yingying Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Supernatural Elements, Group chat, Misunderstandings, Reincarnation Summary:

In which Shen Yuan found himself accidentally added to a group chat full of xianxia nerds who referred to each other as martial brothers, made shady refining pills, and hunt for demons.

Reading the chat was quite an entertainment, so as long as he doesn't get involved, it will be fine, right?

Inspired by novel/manhua of the same title.