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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

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interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane

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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

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do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

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fighting the problematic stereotype of 'only the bad guys are weird sex perverts' by making the good-hearted protagonist an even weirder sex pervert

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Like for real I've been wondering this for a while. I'm pretty sure not everyone has a pyjamas for every night of the week and presumably noone is putting worn pyjamas back in the drawer. Where are you guys putting them?? Under pillow?? Just strewn about bedroom???

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do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

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it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me 

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i try to be chill but my brain writes essays about everything

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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“can i play with your hair” YES YES PLEASE DO IT ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

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it will pass. it will pass. it may be heavy, but it will pass

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Who wants to come with me to New Jersey to go on an exciting adventure to find the magical mystery baseball mud

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