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From the Wikipedia page about the Fermi Paradox: Given the high scientific probability for alien existence, why can we find no evidence of their existence whatsoever?
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Airplane! (1980)
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harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson
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me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight
someone: knocks on my door
me:
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me at the dentist
dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
me: bro u were THERE
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job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!
my depressed ass:
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alien comic
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when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,
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When sunlight hits brown eyes >>>
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everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right
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