mercedes. 30s. she/her. flowers & tacos & girls on tv. header by @corvophobia
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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that
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💛 smol aerti sketch (: , ref from @adorkastock
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Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.
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the smell of blood on concrete [7/15]
Arcane, Vampire/Werewolf AU, Caitlyn/Vi
Summary: Werewolf Vi fights in the pits to finance finding her sister and vampire heiress Caitlyn wants to be the one holding the end of the leash.
Chapter Word Count: 10,572
Preview:
They’re walking in the general direction of Harvard Square. Vi can smell the river faintly in the distance to their right. Caitlyn’s scent — sharper and more metallic today, heavy with fresh blood — catches on the breeze that stirs in her hair, flooding the senses. “I understand that you’re still upset I gave you blood.” She shakes her head, pushes the hair back into place. “However, I would prefer if you didn’t operate completely out of spite.”
There’s another grunt from Vi. She feels her teeth click, more instinct than thought, and wonders if that — pure instinct — has been too much of her operation since she came back home. She’d like to imagine there’s some thought still in there, mixed in with all the animal impulses, but she’s feeling less certain tonight. “Sure.”
ao3 link.
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oreos are hands down my favourite cookie to have in the house but unfortunately. alas. I cannot be left alone with them.
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#listen if gatorade can stay as a sports drink surely vitamin water can stay too 😭#it’s a study aid it’s a hangover cure it’s a mixer#and lifelong loyalty was definitely brainwashed into me for it via gossip girl
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the triumphant return of oatmeal & anime hour
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?
not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me
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the signs as lesbians in 1920s paris
aries: natalie clifford barney
taurus: gertrude stein
gemini: janet flanner
cancer: romaine brooks
leo: mercedes d’acosta
virgo: radclyffe hall
libra: alice b toklas
scorpio: djuna barnes
saggitarius: lily de gramont
capricorn: colette
aquarius: sylvia beach
pisces: dolly wilde
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the key to disarming a straight girl is to mention how totally annoying it is when guys leave their beard whisker trimmings around the sink btw
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it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters
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Every day those skeleton lesbians are on my dash beating the shit out of each other or making out or playing mario kart. I don’t even know what kind of media the locked tomb is. Is it a tv series? A collection of plushies? A webcomic? A limited edition beverage with an oddly detailed lore behind it? Perchance. All of these questions and more could be solved by a simple google search, yet I kind of like having something that I have no context for - or understanding of - cross my dash occasionally. Adds a bit of spice. McGriddle and Shark? I hope they get gay married. I hope this isn’t a queerbaiting situation or whatever. I hope they have lots of skeleton babies and their coffee shop continues to thrive. I hope they finally kill the onceler.
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kate's 365 days of ships:
day 14: tyler lockwood & caroline forbes the vampire diaries
#CAROLIIIIINNNEEEEE#baby dump him for me i'll treat you so fine#i'll let you call me slurs#the vampire diaries
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