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lord 4give me i do think the star wars prequels are the type of mess that rewards you taking them a lil too seriously. we don’t get a divorced billionaire self funding his bizarre and nakedly autobiographic vietnam/ancient rome/nixon/john ford/kurosawa/hamlet/kabuki/teen shooter george bush crossover fic with laser swords and a guy named sebulba every day do we. especially not in blockbuster, genuinely culturally defining form. this is a kind of a once in a millennia type deal. so much shit to unpack

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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

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I saw someone complaining that it wasn’t set up at all so I’ve become really enamored with the idea of Luke trying to get information about his dad from Obi Wan, but Obi Wan won’t stop going on tangents about his best friend in all the world, Dexter Jettster, and the many adventures they shared

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introducing my partner to star wars for the first time is so fun because he's an officer in the military and keeps saying things like "is the imperial ranking system based on the navy or the air force" and "how did han solo enter the ranks as a general when he was functionally a contracter in the last movie" and it's like buddy george lucas literally mixed up units of distance and time while making these movies i promise he didn't even use a single braincell to think about this

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i wanna redraw so many pictures....

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I've had this

in my notes since I saw that scene in the Kenobi show, so it might as well be time to draw it

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Settle a debate for us here, everyone. Does Obi-Wan Kenobi have ass? I think that man is cursed with sadly unremarkable and skinny ass. My gf thinks it is juicy and good ass. I want everyone with an opinion to pitch in here, this is important

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Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man

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this is what's in the anakin skywalker space wikipedia page under the behavior & migration tab

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I know technically caff is just supposed to be star wars coffee but it makes soooooo much more sense for it just to be energy drinks

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Mark Hamill's Lightsaber Training In Preparation For "The Empire Strikes Back"

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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping