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Yeah. Huh. I don't look that bad

Jason Grace on his 40.

Tried my best so he won't look like Zeus or a generic white dad. Now he is a generic white dad on a 2000 romcom

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I CAN'T CONTROL THE COLOR OF MY HAIR

explain what you look like in extreme detail to my friend @ryu--19

Uhhh I'm blond and I've got blue eyes and a scar on my bottom lip from... Something.

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WHYYYY I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING D:

explain what you look like in extreme detail to my friend @ryu--19

Uhhh I'm blond and I've got blue eyes and a scar on my bottom lip from... Something.

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WHAT IS HAPPENING

explain what you look like in extreme detail to my friend @ryu--19

Uhhh I'm blond and I've got blue eyes and a scar on my bottom lip from... Something.

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:(

explain what you look like in extreme detail to my friend @ryu--19

Uhhh I'm blond and I've got blue eyes and a scar on my bottom lip from... Something.

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wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed

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Who are you?? And what does 'skibidi' - nope nit falling for that. And it's embarrassingggg

explain what you look like in extreme detail to my friend @ryu--19

Uhhh I'm blond and I've got blue eyes and a scar on my bottom lip from... Something.

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I dont wanna share it with your wifeee

explain what you look like in extreme detail to my friend @ryu--19

Uhhh I'm blond and I've got blue eyes and a scar on my bottom lip from... Something.

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Shushhhh

explain what you look like in extreme detail to my friend @ryu--19

Uhhh I'm blond and I've got blue eyes and a scar on my bottom lip from... Something.

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Wat

explain what you look like in extreme detail to my friend @ryu--19

Uhhh I'm blond and I've got blue eyes and a scar on my bottom lip from... Something.

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explain what you look like in extreme detail to my friend @ryu--19

Uhhh I'm blond and I've got blue eyes and a scar on my bottom lip from... Something.

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Why isn't he not in disbelief that I'm bi?? It's not that obvious!

Jason and Leo, after being caught making out

Jason: Frank I swear we aren't-

Frank: please Jason I don't want to know

Leo: I'm gonna kill myself

Nico, shaking his head: it can't be real

Jason: We were just kissing-

Frank: Praetor Grace, shut up

Nico: Leo is really queer? No no no damn... that can't be real

Leo: Why? Are you homophobic?

Nico: What? No but I can't be on the same group as you

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GET THE BRICKS AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEE

he has immense beef with the god of war and he's distantly related to a flying sheep!

annabeth: where?!

he's every brick's dream boyfriend and he was literally raised by wolves!

leo: where?!

he's physically incapable of any swearing beyond 'dang it' and his fate lies in the hands of a highly flammable stick!

hazel: WHERE?!

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Am I not handsome? :<

Valgrace cannon???

YEP YEP @lightning-boi-is-here

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Oof

Valgrace cannon???

YEP YEP @lightning-boi-is-here

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:]

Valgrace cannon???

YEP YEP @lightning-boi-is-here

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I am alive :(

Discord Snippets

My excellent explanation of what a strike is.

Will thought Jason did something illegal.

Choose the best one!

Our Annabeth 90% of the time.

Me being evil with our question of the day.

Wise words

Why wasn't I alerted? (jk)

@annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @fireboy-supreme @pinecone-face-thalia @will-shoelaces

@lightning-boi-is-here @hazel-the-jewel

@bianca-d1-angelo and @p1per-mclean I couldn't find some with you in them