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I needed a good laugh. Now my face hurts from smiling so much.
Birthday post - Boyfriend Sylus
Posts on the TL w/ boyfriend Sylus during your birthday trip
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skye.109: Only the best for Her Majesty
↳ misshuntermc: Is that why I have you? ↳ skye.109: If I’m the best in your eyes then I accept your kind words
liiisa_: Lmk if you can read this 👀
↳ misshuntermc: Yes? ↳ liiisa_: Okay just seeing if my broke ass comment would show up at all 😮💨 ↳ simonesays: LISA PLEASE! ↳ nene.nero: Fortunately for us she can understand brokey since she’s always around us ↳ misshuntermc: Now nero why would you…..
thing1_luke: @/thing2_kieran wtf do these comments above me say? 🤔
↳ thing2_kieran: Man I couldn’t tell you 🤷🏻♂️ ↳ skye.109: I’m cutting you two off ↳ thing1_luke: WAIT WAIT! ↳ thing2_kieran: WE’RE SORRY! ↳ talkthat_tara: This just sent me to the morgue🤣
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skye.109: I think someone likes her birthday gift
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misshuntermc: So how much was the trip?
↳ skye.109: We don’t look at prices over here ↳ misshuntermc: You hear that? Something’s purrin’ 😈
simonesays: @/misshuntermc please I just found out my car needs an oil change 🫠
↳ talkthat_tara: Now I really wanna know how much this trip cost ↳ liiisa_: No you really don’t ↳ misshuntermc: Y’all are acting like I don’t spoil you with his money all the time ↳ skye.109: OUR money
thing1_luke: The cannon ball I would do into this pool would be devious 🙂↕️
↳ thing2_kieran: I’d do a front flip off the roof into it 🕺🏻 ↳ misshuntermc: and you wonder why we left you at home ↳ thing1_luke: Use me as a ‘why do you hate me’ button → — liked by liiisa_, talkthat_tara, simonesays, imjenna and 10 others ↳ misshuntermc: LMAO????
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skye.109: So the worlds unfair keep it locked out there
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misshuntermc: In here it’s beautiful ; let’s make this beautiful
↳ skye.109: That works for me
simonesays: HEATHERS REFERENCE????
↳ misshuntermc: YUUUHHH ↳ skye.109: I see you have good taste in musicals
liiisa_: a 6’5” crime boss thats a lover boy …. God when???
↳ nene.nero: Sometimes I forget that this man is a whole crime boss ↳ misshuntermc: Me too PFFFFTT ↳ imjenna: To be fair that has nothing to do with us ↳ simonesays: That part 🤏🏼 ↳ nene.nero: Sylus? Never heard of him🤔 ↳ talkthat_tara: I can’t even really see fr you know? 🫤 ↳ liiisa_: last I checked he was a fruit vendor 🥴 ↳ skye.109: Such a classy and intelligent bunch
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skye.109: I want endless memories with you … Happy Birthday Princess
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misshuntermc: Thank you baby 🥰
↳ misshuntermc: Gaaahhhhleeee I look flawless ↳ skye.109: You’re a masterpiece sweetie
liiisa_: Omg my bed is soaked now 😮💨
↳ misshuntermc: @/gray.sun come get your girl
talkthat_tara: Just one chance please 😣
↳ misshuntermc: My man said no
simonesays: Girlie! Forget my man IM ON THIS APP 😈
↳ misshuntermc: Y’all are sending me right now ☠️
thing1_luke: HAPPY MF BIRTHDAY! 🎂🥳
thing2_kieran: HAPPY COOCHIE EVICTION DAY!! 🥳🥳
↳ simonesays: Kieran?????? ↳ talkthat_tara: HELLO??? ↳ misshuntermc: KIERAN SHUTCHO ASS UP STOP REPEATING WHAT I SAY ↳ thing2_kieran: A normal person would just say thank you 😔
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Literally going to binge this as soon as possible
The crow's song
Chapter 1 - Early goodbyes
Chapter 2 - Unfulfilled wishes
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
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No but for real. That moment when my brain goes “hmmm, I want a nonmc fic about time travel revenge or like this other story I’m reading” and now I just put as one of my many drafts.
I swear, when I finally finish Ikigai, I’m going to flood the world with one shots as I outline Sonder and Kintsugi.
ughhhh i have this nonMC concept in my head but i’m not a writer idk how to flesh it out </3 i’m just so starved for nonMC fics that aren’t just unrequited love angst. i need drama and plot twists and tension!! give me a love triangle! hidden motives! secrets! i might just have to lock in and learn how to write so i can give myself what i need LMAO
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Read a Reddit post like this and I’m smiling
ꨄ︎ dad!sylus, mom!reader
You and Sylus fight over your daughter’s first words—well, what her first words are going to be, at least.
Sylus had bet you that she’ll say ‘dada’ first. “Statistically speaking, the d sound is easier for babies to make.”
Whereas, of course, you want her first word to be ‘mama.’ As you never fail to remind him, “I’m the one whose body did all the work.” It’s only fair.
So it begins. You spend entire days just talking to your daughter. ‘Mama’ this, ‘mama’ that. Though, you only get her giggles in return, just toothless smiles and squinted eyes. She understands, but unluckily, no words.
Your combined competitiveness truly shines whenever you and Sylus are both in the room with her. Not a moment of silence. Or peace.
“Baby, look at mama! Ma-ma!” You coo, pushing Sylus’s face out of her view.
“No, princess, don’t listen to mama. Look over here,” in a voice so uncharacteristically sweet and high in pitch.
You nearly think that Sylus will have his way. It’s exactly what he wants you to think.
Until one night, by simply passing by the nursery where Sylus was doing bedtime duty, you hear something so unexpected, never-imaginable coming from his voice.
“One more time for me princess, ma-ma. See my mouth, Ma. Like that.”
And she almost gets it. You make it the closest that you can get to the open door without being seen, before hearing a quiet and almost incomprehensible “ma” in your daughter’s voice.
Because this has what Sylus has been doing all along behind your back. During bathtime, in between spoonfuls of soft food, and now before bed, Sylus has only put your name before his. You were going to get what you wanted either way.
At this point, he wouldn’t even be surprised if your daughter didn’t know what name to call him at all. Which is fine. After all, it is your body that did all the work.
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Loathe To Paint You, part one
masterlist , series masterlist , ao3
18+ MINORS DNI
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pairing ; rafayel x non!mc reader
synopsis ; you and rafayel are rival artists, always fighting for the spotlight. when it's revealed that rhys nixon, esteemed director of the famed art gallery the dreamscape, is looking for an artist couple who are the epitome of soulmates to be his next headliner, you and rafayel set your rivalry to the side and couple up in the hopes that you'll be chosen to be the headliner.
word count ; 7.4k words
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The Dreamscape Art Gallery is every artist’s dream. They wish for their paintings to be chosen, to be hung on the gallery’s walls alongside other great artists. Every famous artist, known in every single country across the world and throughout the last fifty years, has been featured in The Dreamscape’s visions and exhibits.
Every exhibition they hold is otherworldly. Every detail, painting, sculpture, and layout is meticulously planned by the museum’s director, Rhys Nixon. He’s an older man now, being in his early seventies. He founded The Dreamscape when he was only twenty years old. Fifty years of excellence has made him a millionaire and has brought him worldwide fame and accolades.
Rhys is known for his kindness and sense of equality. He treats every person he meets with a gentle touch and heartwarming smile. His sense of life has been nothing but taking creative risks, treating those how you would like to be treated, and actions filled with love and splendor. He hates routine and people who play by the rules, always opting for unconventional art and sculptures that make people think. To Rhys, art should reflect the emotions of the soul while also challenging its audience to turn inward and reflect upon themselves.
The sad truth, though, is that Rhys Nixon is getting old. The Dreamscape has survived through his constant care and attention, always rotating a new theme every six months. He’s given up on so many shared memories with his children and wife, always tending to the museum and artists who fall at his feet. His children are all grown up now and are falling in love just as he did at their age. He is ready to pass down the museum to one of his children so he can live the rest of his life out in peace with his wife. Rhys wants to fall in love with his wife and family all over again before he leaves the world.
Love. What a splendid concept, no?
The Dreamscape is located on the opposite of Whitesand Bay. Rafayel is lucky to live so close by, usually taking a trip to the extravagant museum when he is need of inspiration or needs a break from Thomas and life.
The building itself is located alongside the shore, built from an abandoned warehouse. It was supposed to be a place to build ships but Rhys Nixon saw the potential for it become something better. The building is white on the outside but the inside colors change depending on the theme. It takes about a month or two to set up for the next exhibit, the floor to ceiling windows covered with navy blue satin curtains so the public cannot see what it to come. It has three floors, each one perfectly decorated and dressed for the theme.
The moon hangs low in the sky, beaming a warm yellow color. The stars in the sky are faint, quietly sparkling against the dark black sky. The brightest constellations tonight are Cygnus and Lyra, their stars brightest amongst the other faint dots. The further one gets from Linkon City, the more and more bright and exposed the constellations become.
Rafayel’s purple hair flows in the wind. He leans against the convertible’s door, the summer breeze warm against the Lemurian’s skin. The air is salty, the dark waves crashing against the tan rocks. The car drives away from Rafayel’s house in Whitesand Bay, driving through the narrow sandstone passageway. Rafayel smiles at the moon. He slowly inhales the salty breeze and closes his eyes, feeling the car turn down the road and away from his home and studio. He feels at peace.
“Promise me you aren’t going to fuck up?” Thomas asks, looking at Rafayel from the corner of his eye. The roads are clear, just a few other people passing by on their way home from the beach and back to Linkon City. Rafayel pulls down his sunglasses that sit on top of his head, covering his eyes from the bright headlights and to, well, avoid Thomas’ question. “Rafayel!”
“What?” the Lemurian whines. He sits up in his seat and pulls his sweater back over his shoulder, the knitted fabric soft against his touch.
“We can’t fuck things up tonight,” Thomas turns on the blinker and changes lanes, falling into the lefthand turn lane that enters The Dreamscape’s parking lot. Thomas looks away from the road, the car fully stopped, and narrows his eyes. “Tonight is important, okay? The future of your career is on the line—”
“My career? Now I know you’re messing with me,” Rafayel rolls his eyes and crosses his arms over his chest. He looks in the opposite direction, the car now pulling into the large parking lot.
There aren’t many cars in the parking lot. The last night of the current exhibit at The Dreamscape is always dedicated to artists in the community and their agents. It’s a way for Rhys to find and assess new talent. To him, it’s not just the art he picks but the artist as well. No matter how talented somebody may be, Rhys will always choose the ones that are humble and kind.
“Look…I wasn’t going to tell you until we got inside, but,” Thomas parks the car. The engine shuts off and he turns to Rafayel, his face completely serious, no ounce of humor or playfulness hidden below his skin. “There’s a rumor among the other agents that Rhys’ upcoming exhibit is going to be his last. He is looking for two specific artists to fill all three floors and wants to closely work with them. It’s going to be a bloodbath when we get inside, Rafayel. If we don’t secure this for you, your—”
“What?!” Rafayel yells. Nearby artists and their agents look at the duo in their car as they walk to the art gallery. Thomas’ eyes widen. He frantically presses the button to close the convertible’s top but it malfunctions, moving back and forth, glitching. “Why didn’t you tell me this before?! I wouldn’t have worn this if I knew Rhys was on the line!”
“I didn’t want to make you nervous!” Thomas quickly retorts.
“Well, now I am! This is all your fault! This sweater is wrong and it doesn’t go with my pants! The cream color does not blend well with my pants!” Rafayel whines, frantically shrugging off his sweater, throwing it into the backseat.
All that remains is his white dress shirt underneath but the sleeves are covered in dried specks and brushes of colorful paint. Thomas reaches behind him and grabs the sweater, putting it on Rafayel’s lap. He leans over and points a finger in his face, glaring.
“You are going to put the damn sweater on and you’re going to like it! Understood?” Thomas’ breath is hot n Rafayel’s face. The painter rolls his eyes and gets out of the car, slamming the door behind him. “And don’t slam my god damn doors!”
Rafayel flips Thomas off and slips the sweater back on over his shoulders. His body becomes jittery, nervousness flooding his body. He checks his fingers, quickly scratching away any leftover dried paint from that day’s work. The blues and yellows come off with ease while the reds linger behind, staining into his pale skin. Thomas catches up with him, smiling and waving to other people as he passes them by. They step in sync with each other, passing through the open doors as employees greet and hand them pamphlets of the exhibit.
Rhys’ current theme is “Messy & Sloppy.” The walls are painted pitch black. Black canvases are spread out in even increments, about teen feet away from each other, and are covered in vibrant paints. The colors mix and match, showcasing abstract expressionism at its best. With some canvases, the paint moves past the canvas and onto the walls, breaking free from its confines whereas others remain inside the small white space, barely taking up the entire piece. The lighting is bright enough for the vibrancy of the pigments to come out yet dark enough where it looks like the paintings are in 3D, popping out at its audience.
“Rhys Nixon gathered twenty artists for the exhibit,” Thomas quietly reads from the pamphlet, “and they created the art in house. It took about three weeks to complete. He would like to thank all of those who accepted his invitation to paint alongside him and his wife.”
Rafayel hates to admit it, but he is jealous of the artists that were chosen to partake in the exhibit. He would have loved to come in and join the abstract artists in creating messy masterpieces by just flicking his wrist and splattering paint onto the canvas. He wishes that he would be carefree with his art and not toss a canvas out whenever he makes a mistake. Maybe it was best that he wasn’t on the list.
“Is there anyone we know on the list?” Rafayel asks, moving to the next painting. It is mainly filled with pinks and purples, a tinge of green hitting the edges. It is reminiscent of those machines where the small pieces of paper spin around and the paint creates rims of colors around it.
“Let me check,” Thomas hums. His finger runs down the list, moving over names of artists from other countries and ones that are outside of their social circle. He stops on one name, though, and turns to Rafayel. “Bob is on here.”
“Bob?! Like…” disgust is prominent in Rafayel’s tone, his voice growing loud before he drops it below a whisper, “the guy we caught chugging a bottle of tartar sauce? That Bob?!” Thomas solemnly nods. “How the hell did Rhys pick that guppy over me? What kind of cruel joke is this?”
“I don’t know, but I am going to make for sure that he chooses you for this final exhibit, Rafayel,” Thomas nods, moving along to the next painting, “nobody will get in my way!”
“Nobody?” the painter glances at Thomas. The agent rolls his eyes and nods. “Well, at least there isn’t much competition!”
Thomas stops walking. Rafayel smiles to himself, crossing his arms, walking ahead of Thomas. When he finally notices that Thomas isn’t at his side, he turns around, rushing back over. With one eyebrow perked up and his hands on his hips, Rafayel narrows his gaze at Thomas.
“What? What could possibly have you glitching now.”
“She’s here.”
“Who is she, exactly?” Rafayel scoffs and rolls his eyes. He crosses his arms over his chest. Thomas nods his head to a space behind Rafayel. The Lemurian sighs and turns on his heel, following Thomas’ gaze. When his eyes finally land on what the agent was referring to, his jaw drops.
You stand beside your agent, Abigail, and laugh along with a group of painters and agents. You hold a glass of champagne in your hand, your light red lipstick staining the rim of the glass, and reach out to touch a man’s bicep, leaning in as you laugh. Your hair is perfectly straightened and is held back by bobby pins that are adorned with, Rafayel’s hater ass is assuming, fake diamonds.
His cheeks heat up, balls fisting at his sides. His blue and pink eyes fall to your outfit, which is just plain better than his. It is effortlessly cool compared to his mess of a sweater and designer sneakers. You wear a baggy navy blue dress that is fastened at your waist with a belt, complimenting your figure. A pair of sunglasses sits on top of your head. Rafayel suddenly becomes aware of his own sunglasses and takes them off his head, hooking them into the collar of his shirt.
Rafayel clears his throat and looks back at Thomas, who slips his phone into his jacket pocket. His cheeks are pink and he avoids Thomas’ gaze, scratching the back of his neck.
He may hate you, but fuck do you look amazing.
“I can’t believe she’s here!” Rafayel turns his back to you and the group, not wanting to be seen just yet. He fixes his hair, going off of vibes and aura alone in the hopes that it looks good.
“Are we really surprised, though?” Thomas turns with Rafayel, “She is a front runner for Rhys to pick. She hasn’t been used yet, either!”
“And we’ll make for sure she isn’t!” Rafayel snaps back. He turns back around, gasping and taking a step backward.
You and Abigail stand in front of them with smiles on your faces. Abigail wears a suit similar to Thomas’, matching the cool tones of his suit jacket but is more on the vibrant side than gray. Your arms are crossed over your chest and you swirl the champagne around in its flute.
“Rafayel,” you smile, voice teasing and provocative. Rafayel places his hands on his hips, holding back a sneer.
“Long time no see,” he cocks his head to the side, “you’re like a barnacle I can’t get rid of.”
You fake a laugh, turning to Abigail who joins you. Rafayel and Thomas blink at the two of you before sneaking a side eye glance. They shift uncomfortably in their place. You stop laughing and pass off the champagne flute to Abigail. You step forward, eyes focused on Rafayel’s, only a couple of inches separating you. You reach forward and grab one of the fronts of his cardigan, giving it a gentle tug before letting go. Goosebumps spread across his skin, uncertainty tingling the back of his mind.
“I love your outfit,” your tone is dripping with sarcasm and patronization, “it makes you look like a fathead sculpin.”
Rafayel gasps. His hand smacks his chest, protecting his fast racing heart. The tips of his ears go hot. You smirk and sink back in place, taking the glass back from Abigail.
“That’s right, Rafayel, your aquatic insults will no longer swim over my head!” you announce with a proud smirk. His eyes remain wide, watching as Abigail pulls out a document from her tote bag, holding it up. A tan document sits inside a black frame.
Linkon University. Degree. Marine Biology. Your name in big, bold letters.
Rafayel turns his attention back to you. Your smirk makes his skin crawl, a frown tugging his lips down. His eyes sharpen and yet you remain unfazed, checking out your perfectly painted nails under the hanging light of the gallery. You look back to him and chuckle.
“That’s right. I’m accredited, bitch.”
“You—!” Rafayel takes a step forward but Thomas pulls him back.
“Raf. We’re in public. Calm down,” Thomas whispers the warning in his ear.
Rafayel nods and pulls away. He adjusts his cardigan and covers his torso, turning his glare back at you instead of the crowd. Your smirk turns into a smile, giving him a little finger wave. He sticks his tongue out at you.
“So! Abigail,” Thomas claps his hands together. Your agent, and best friend, turns her attention to the man, raising an eyebrow. Despite your rivalry with Rafayel, Abigail has decided to remain neutral with Thomas since they’re both agents that deal with personalities that are…larger than life. “Have you heard the rumor?”
The two of them attach themselves to each other’s sides, Thomas even going as far as offering his arm to her because he is a gentleman (and yes he is married. His wife is okay with him doing this at events okay leave Thomas alone). Abigail links her arm with his and they walk ahead of you and Rafayel.
The two of you exchange dirty looks. You turn, flipping your hair in his face before following after the two agents. Rafayel’s face scrunches up and he shoves his hands in his pants pockets, groaning as he follows in your wake. He steps in pace with you, keeping a decent amount of distance between your bodies. Thomas and Abigail’s voices float behind them, landing in your and Rafayel’s ears.
“I did! Isn’t it exciting? Scary as fuck, though, I can’t imagine how much pressure artist’s feel trying to get one of the two spots,” Abigail smiles at Thomas. They stop by a few paintings as they walk, making small comments about the colors and how creative the artist was for using the canvas.
“I’m pretty scared too! Rafayel is destroying his career because he’s a social recluse who refuses to let people buy his art — or display it for that matter — and refuses to do interviews!”
Rafayel’s head pops up. He glares at the back of Thomas’ head. You snicker from his side, covering your mouth with the back of your hand. Rafayel turns to you, glaring.
“That’s not funny!” he says in a loud whisper. You continue to laugh at him, breaking the barrier between you two and nudging into his side. He pushes back into you, though, and you stumble over your feet. You quickly regain your balance. He laughs now and turns his face away pretending to look at a nearby painting where it is nothing but white and gray paints on the canvas.
“Don’t get me started!” Abigail begins. You gasp and Rafayel’s head turns back to you, a devious smirk forming on his face. “She has no variation whatsoever! All she does is paint the same damn thing! People are getting tired of it!”
Rafayel snorts and doesn’t even cover it up. What a bitch! You smack his arm and he winces, turning to you, ready to fight back when Abigail and Thomas snap their fingers at you. The two of you stop, slowly inching away from each other.
“You two need to behave!” Abigail whisper yells.
“Rhys can be watching!” Thomas adds. “I…I can’t even look at you,” he rubs his eyes, trying to soothe away the budding headache that forms in the center of his head.
You move to laugh but Abigail shoots a glare in your direction, shutting you up as soon as you open your mouth. You swipe your tongue over your front teeth and turn to Rafayel, who glances at you with an equally annoyed and ashamed expression. Thomas and Abigail situate themselves in front of the two of you. Their eyes burn into yours, leaning in as you lean away.
“Play nice. Drink some champagne or wine or whatever fruity cocktail I know you’re going to order, Rafayel,” Thomas groans.
“Hey—!”
“Go look at the art and mingle with other artists, go scope out the competition for Rhys’ final exhibit,” Abigail continues for Thomas.
“With him?!” you point at Rafael. He audibly scoffs at you and roll his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest.
Thomas and Abigail circle around the two of you. They place their hands on your shoulders and push you together. Rafayel’s hip bumps into yours and the two of you share embarrassed looks. Thomas shoots the Lemurian a glare. Rafayel rolls his eyes and holds his arm out, looking away and in the opposite direction. You turn away as well, turning your chin up and into the air while you admire the ceiling. Abigail reaches out and links your arm with Rafayel’s, Thomas giving your backs a gentle push.
You and Rafayel stumble over your feet for the first couple of steps before you fall into a rhythm at his side. He guides you towards the steps, Thomas and Abigail following in your wake, and quickens his pace. You try to keep up with him, your heels dragging against the ground as feverish clacks sound off across the floor. He’s quick up the stairs, practically dragging you with him. Thomas and Abigail share quiet laughs.
When you reach the last step, the tip of your heel catches against the step. A gasp flies from your lips, your grip on Rafayel’s arm tightening. He looks down at you, one eyebrow raising in the air, before the momentum from your fall brings him down to the floor with you.
You land face first on the ground. Rafayel tumbles on top of you, your arms becoming an amalgamated mess.
The room falls silent. Hell, even the person in charge of the playlist at the event stops the music! All eyes are on you and Rafayel. He whines in your ear, matching the ringing you hear. His purple hair tickles your forehead, hands resting on either side of your head as he pushes up from the ground. You move onto your back, looking up at him with a large red circle on your forehead from where you hit the ground. Your eyes are half-lidded, somewhat dizzy from the fall. Rafayel’s mouth falls open when he looks at the red spot on your head, a laugh escaping his lips.
“I would ask you how many fingers I’m holding up but I think the only thing you’re seeing are floating pufferfish,” Rafayel quietly snorts.
You scrunch your face at him and throw a weak punch to his chest. You cover your face with your hands, remaining on the ground as he gets up, standing on the step below the top. He brushes himself off, the dust falling onto your crumbled body, and steps over you, smiling and waving at nearby artists who watch with amused faces.
You sit up from the ground, a glare burning into the back of Rafayel’s head. Abigail leaps up the stairs and drops to your side. She helps you up. You brush the dust off of your body and fix your dress.
“Did I flash anyone?” you ask in a hushed whisper.
“No, your spanx covered everything,” Abigail teases. You roll your eyes as she grabs a nearby glass from a silver plate, pushing the cool glass up against your forehead. A mortified Thomas walks up to you, placing his hand on your elbow.
“I am so…so terribly sorry for Rafayel’s behavior,” his cheeks are flushed pink from embarrassment, “I swear, I need to keep him on a leash like a toddler.”
“Or train him like a dog or cat—”
“I think he prefers aquatic animals to land creatures,” Thomas and you share a breathless, half-hearted laugh.
“Yeah?” you smile before it immediately falls, “then he really is a fathead sculpin.”
You take your leave from Thomas’ side, making a beeline for Rafayel’s side. He looks at a blue and white painting, one that took inspiration from the wave sin the sea. Well, that’s what the pamphlet told you, at least.
Rafayel’s gaze sharpens when he feels your arm link back with his, tugging him to your side. He lets out a puff of air and turns his chin away from you, crossing his arms, which in turn makes your arms be at chest level instead of at your side. You force a smile through the adjustment, though, and look up at the purple haired man.
“Aw, they’re cute together!” an oh so ignorant person asks from behind Thomas and Abigail. They laugh in sync, shaking their heads before turning around. The woman blinks at them. A few other people catch on to Thomas’ and Abigail’s laughter and float over. All of their eyes move to you and Rafayel.
“No,” Thomas sighs, grabbing a champagne glass for himself and Abigail as the server passes by. He hands it over and brings it to his lips, drinking the golden liquid. “They are definitely not cute.”
“Whatever the opposite of what ‘cute’ is, that’s what they are,” Abigail chimes in.
“Ugly, plain, unattractive, hideous, a fucking train wreck,” Thomas finishes his glass.
The group’s eyes follow you and Rafayel as you move to the next piece of art on the wall. He leans down and whispers something into your ear. A squeak comes from the forming group. Everyone leans in, dragging in a collective breath. When Rafayel’s face is pushed away by your hand, the group exhales and relaxes into their spots.
“How did they meet?” another person in the group asks. Abigail sighs and drinks the rest of her champagne, looking at someone else in the growing group. She hands them her empty flute and they replace it with a glass filled with red wine. She nods with an impressed smile and tips the glass to them.
“It’s a long story,” she breathes out.
“Is it, though?” Thomas shoots back. Abigail rolls her eyes and take a deep sip from the glass. “Well…their complicated friendship started two years ago on Rafayel’s twenty-second birthday…”

Rafayel stands in front of a large painted canvas. A proud smile lays on his face, one arm crossed over his chest while the other holds up his chin. His purple and blue eyes scan the dark pigmented paints, the blues and reds calling out to him from his spot against the light wooden floors. He tilts his head from side to side, taking in the painting from a new angle.
You stand from behind but you don’t observe the piece, no, you observe him instead. You tilt your head with him, a small smile forming on your face. Boldly, you take a few step forwards and take the place at his side, hands behind your back. Rafayel doesn’t look at you. His eyes remain on the pain strokes on the canvas.
“So,” you begin in a calm, cool, and collected tone, “what do you think about the piece?” Your gaze flickers down to the small piece of paper that displays your name beside the painting. Pride fills chest, knowing that you have worked so hard to get one of your paintings to be displayed in a prominent art gallery, even if it is in a desert city like Aridum.
“It’s grotesque,” Rafayel’s voice is intrigued, filled with wonder and awe. “It defies all rules of art. There’s standards and this…” he makes a ‘tsk’ sound, “does not follow those standards.”
You, on the other hand, take his ‘compliment’ as an insult. Your face immediately sours and you turn to face him.
Smack!
Rafayel gasps, finally looking down at you. He places his hand over his arm on top of the spot that you hit him. You smirk and flip your hair over your shoulder, looking back at the painting. Rafayel laughs from shock and complete and utter disbelief. He diverts his gaze to look around the art gallery.
Nobody saw your surprise attack, nobody even flinched!
His jaw drops. The Lemurian swivels back to you. Without thinking, he reaches out and pinches your arm. You gasp and face him. He has the same smug smirk you wore just seconds earlier. You slap his arm again. He slaps your arm back. You hit him again, a hit in which he returns. The two of you begin to fight now, exchanging blows and slaps.
There’s a slap to the face! A punch to the stomach! A half-opened hand to the groin! Did Rafayel just slap your ass?
The two of you fall to the ground and roll around, bumping into nearby patrons as you pull on his hair and he scratches into your skin. Your yells and screams fill in the quietness of the art gallery.

“What the fuck are you even talking about? That’s not how it went!”
The group turns to look at Abigail. They lean in towards her and away from Thomas, who crosses his arms over his chest with an eye roll. Abigail chuckles and waves the group in closer. They follow her silent instructions like an obedient puppy dog.
“This is how it really went…”

You stand in front of your painting with your arms crossed over your chest. You wear a prideful smile on your face, eyes trailing over the painted lines on your red and blue coated canvas. The colors merge together and form a dark purple, although in the darker lighting of your studio it looked brown, and forms into the shape of a woman sobbing on the floor.
You gasp. Your shoulder lurches forward as Rafayel pushes past you. He reaches up to the wall, his hands grabbing the sides of the golden painted frame that hold your painting. The Lemurian rips it off the wall. A screech flies from your lips. He turns around and begins to walk away before you snatch the other side of the frame from him.
“What the fuck are you doing?!” you yell at the man. He leans in, his torso now hovering over the large canvas.
“This belongs at the bottom of the sea! It’s hideous! We need to drown it!” he tugs on the painting.
The two of you take a few steps in his direction. Your fingers curl over the frame and pull back on it, moving back in your direction.
“It is not hideous!” your voice raises, “It is art! And art is subjective, motherfucker!”
“Mother…motherfucker?!I am not a motherfucker!” Rafayel screams back.
“Yeah?! Well you look like a bitch and a half then!” your retort is quick and sharp. It pierces Rafayel’s heart. His posture straightens, grip tightening on the frame so hard that the wood splinters. The man pulls on the painting and you pull back. His grip inches up the frame, moving closer to yours side. The two of you move in a circle, slowly picking up speed as you hurl insults at each other.
“Bitch!”
“Pufferfish!”
“Blobfish!”
“Asshole!”
“I bet your penis is microscopic!”
“Yeah? Well it’s bigger than yours!”
The room gasps. You let go of the painting, hands slapping over your mouth. The canvas tilts up with such force that it smashes over Rafayel’s head. The canvas stops right below his shoulders. His blue and pink eyes are wide, looking down at you. He clears his throat and adjusts his stance, relaxing with his hands on his hips while the canvas acts as a new fashion trend around his shoulders.
“Well…at least it’s destroyed now!”

“And now here we are!” Abigail proclaims with a smile. She finishes the wine in her glass and sets it down on a nearby table. “They have been rivals ever since that day!”
“You are so fucking ridiculous,” Thomas points his finger at Abigail who holds her hands up in the air as a defense against his words. “I mean, they are rivals, yes, but that’s not what went down between them. Don’t be so dramatic.”
“Oh and yours isn’t?” she quips back, crossing her arms over her chest.
The group is suddenly bigger now with you and Rafayel out of sight, now on the third floor. Their eyes move back and forth between Thomas and Abigail as if they are at a tennis match where the current rally is tension filled and never-ending. If they didn’t know any better, they would think that they are the real enemies here instead of being really, really, really passionate allies.
“So, are they dating?” an older man’s voice rings out. Thomas snorts and looks inside his champagne flute, the glass now void of its golden beverage.
“Oh, no, they—” Abigail goes silent. Thomas looks at her, amused. Her eyes are big and wide, lips formed in a small frown, gulping away her sorrows. He shifts back and forth on his heels, slowly turning around to finish her answer.
“No, they are—” Thomas’s eyes shoot open. He stumbles over his words, incoherent blabbering now leaving his mouth. The large group that blossomed for your and Rafayel’s rival origin story now vanishes. The once gargantuan group disperses, a lot of the artists and agents flocking to nearby paintings and pretending to be invested in the abstract artwork. “They are…uh…” Thomas looks at Abigail. She’s of no use, completely frozen.
“They…they are not dating?” Rhys Nixon smiles at Thomas, hands resting on top of a simple black cane, leaning on it for support. “That’s a shame. I would have loved to talk to them about my next exhibit—”
“Yes!” Thomas breathes out, clapping his hands together. Rhys raises an eyebrow. He takes a step closer to the agents. Their hearts race in their chests the closer the famed art director gets. Thomas gulps and Abigail grabs his wrist, nails digging into the fabric of his silver-blue suit sleeve. “Yes! They are dating! I’m sorry for the confusion, Mr. Nixon.”
“Please,” Rhys extends his hand, Thomas immediately taking it, “call me Rhys!”
‘O-Okay, Rhys!” Thomas beams. “My name is Thomas and I am Rafayel’s agent!” Abigail pushes Thomas to the side and is the next one to shake Rhys’ hand.
“And I’m Abigail! I’m her agent! She adores your curations, truly!” the woman gushes over the elderly man. Rhys’s chuckle is gravelly yet is filled with warmth and delight. It puts both Thomas and Abigail at ease.
“Do you mind introducing me to them? I would love to discuss my final exhibit as The Dreamscape’s art director.”
“Yes! Of course! Follow us, please!” Thomas steps to the side, holding his arm out for Rhys to pass by. Abigail and Thomas attach themselves to Rhys’ side, helping him walk up the stairs to the third floor where you and Rafayel stand.
The third floor is empty. There’s a few sculptures scattered across the barren wasteland. The walls are lined with more canvases but the art pieces themselves are more conservative within the abstract style. Rafayel observes the pieces, humming to himself, while you stand by the large glass window that overlooks the sea. You sigh heavily. The lights from the building illuminate the nearby waves, the white bubbles from the collision capturing your attention.
Rafael’s attention soon turns to you. A faint smile spreads across his face. Je never knew you that you liked the ocean so much. Every time you ran into each other in Whitesand Bay, he always caught you looking out at the waves, a sense of longing in your eyes.
The Lemurian steps forward, silently closing the distance between you. His eyes catch how your smile grows when there’s a particularly large wave of water that crashes against the sandstone rocks. He stands right behind you. He can feel the warmth from your body on his chest, chills running down his spine. He tilts his head to the side, admiring your side profile.
He wonders how your features would look on a canvas but in his style instead of yours.
“You know, I can always throw you into the ocean if you want me to,” Rafayel’s voice is close to your ear. You shriek and jump, your hand backhanding him across his face.
“Fuck! You scared me!” your voice is loud and trembles. Rafayel stumbles backwards, holding his face in his hands. “Please tell me I didn’t break your nose! I didn’t mean to hit you that hard! You were just…there!” You reach out for him but he takes a step back, shaking his head no. You obey his silent command and stay where you are, watching as he slowly uncovers the bottom half of his face.
His nose isn’t broken, at least it doesn’t look like it, but his cheek is definitely a bright red color with a hint of purple shining through. You flinch and close your eyes, shaking your head, the stinging sensation somehow attaching itself to your cheek now.
“What?!” Rafayel’s voice is loud and trembly, “Is it bad?! How badly did you fuck me up?!”
“It could be worse! It could be a lot worse!” you immediately respond. You turn to face the stairs, giving him some privacy for whatever reason.
Well, the actual reason being that you’re so fucking embarrassed that you just did that to him. You hate the guy and his stupid fucking fish-themed guts, but you would never want to purposefully and physically hurt him! Just his career…and pairings…and the occasional sculpture he comes up with every now and then to try and one up you.
Thomas and Abigail’s head pop out from over the stairs. You sigh and wave to them, but they wear an expression on their face that tells you that something is simply amiss. Your face falls. Rafayel’s footsteps grow loud behind you, his presence becoming all too familiar at your side. Your cheeks heat up and you avoid his gaze, feeling his disappointment and annoyance burning into the side of your head.
“And here are the lovebirds!” Abigail declares with a bright smile.
Rafayel and yours faces contort from confusion. With a shared glance, you watch as Thomas and Abigail appear over the stairs with the one and only Rhys Nixon. Abigail walks ahead, her hands frantically waving at the two of you and hidden from Rhys’ sight. She mouths three words to you and Rafayel.
You. Are. Dating!
“What?” you whisper. She shakes her head as Rafayel takes a step away from you. She rushes to his side and bumps her hip into his, your bodies colliding, and she wraps his arm around your waist like a pro before Rhys can notice.
“Ah! Hello you two!” Rhys smiles. You return it, feeling Rafayel’s grip on your waist tighten. You clear your throat and nudge your elbow into his side before moving your arm around his torso. “How is the lovely couple doing?”
“The lovely couple!” you repeat his words with a shocked laugh. You look up at Rafayel, who looks completely bewildered despite the grin that spreads across his lips. You turn look at Thomas, who stands behind Rhys, furiously typing on his phone. “The lovely couple is……doing well!”
“Yes! They are!” Abigail chimes in, stepping in front of you two just as Thomas passes off his phone to Rafayel.
He wants a couple to headline his next exhibit. You two fuckers are dating! Act like it!
You blink at the message, struggling to understand before Rafael slips the phone into his pocket. He pulls you closer to his side, fingers curling into your dress and body. You gulp. Abigail steps back out of the way, no longer eclipsing the happy couple.
“What happened there?” Rhys chuckles, using his cane to gesture to Rafayel’s freshly bruised face.
“Oh! That!” Rafayel’s laugh is effortless and cool. It didn’t come off as unnatural or forced, but rather genuine and wholehearted. “My silly cutie here got a little too excited when she saw the beautiful view from up here!”
A belly laugh booms from Rhys’ mouth. Everyone else joins in with his laugh, exchanging awkward glances and winks from the agents behalf. His laughter dies down and he places his cane back down onto the floor, resting some weight onto it.
“How long have you two been together for?” Rhys’ question makes you and Rafayel look at each other with puckered lips and narrowed eyes.
“Um…great question, first of all,” you gush, buying the two of you time. “We met two years ago at a gallery!”
“Yes! And I asked her to be my girlfriend a year later!”
“So…you have been together for a year?” Rhys leans in. The two of you nod and exchange timid smiles and nods.
“Yup! She’s my little guppy!” Rafayel laughs.
“Yes! And he is my…” you pause, swallowing as you try to come up with something, “he is my…fathead sculpin?”
“Now that is just wonderful!” Rhys turns to your agents, who feverishly nod. When he turns back to you, they signal for you to keep going with thumbs up. “Your wonderful agents were telling everyone your meet cute! It caught my attention and, well, I thought I would introduce myself and extend an invitation to be courted.”
“Courted?” you repeat. He nods.
“Yes…as you may know, my next exhibit shall be my last. I want it to be a testament to the time and energy I have put into The Dreamscape as well as a celebration of my love for the art community and my family,” Rhys sighs.
He walks to a nearby painting, one that has bright pinks and reds and purples on it. Rafayel guides you over to him, settling in the space beside him. You pinch his waist. He lets out a quiet ‘oof’ before pinching you back, your hips pushing into his as you try to escape his touch. When Rhys turns around, the two of you immediately return to normal and smile at him.
“Love. That is the final theme,” he nods a knowing nod, “I know it may be cheesy, but I have never done it before. I wish for a couple to fill up all three floors The Dreamscape. I want to see their passion and desire for each other on these walls. I also want it to tell a story…your stories. How you fell in love.”
“That sounds like a wonderful theme, Mr. Nixon,” you breathe out.
Your words are genuine. If you weren’t stuck in a fake relationship with Rafayel and in a real one with someone else. Another creative who matches your artistic genius — one that is not Rafayel — and is there to push you past your limits instead of holding you back
“Thank you, young lady,” Rhys nods his head and takes a step closer to you and Rafayel. “I need to make for sure that the couple I choose are pure and not in it just to be featured in the gallery. I wish it to be as genuine as possible. There are many others who have already tried to be my…perfect couple, but I can sense that there is something real between you two...I need the epitome of soulmates for my final work. Nothing more, nothing less!”
Rafayel pinches your waist. You chuckle and look up at him, face scrunched and disguised as a loving face when in actually you’re silently planning for his demise.
“See! That is what I’m talking about! The love you share!” Rhys beams. “I’ll be in contact with your agents about meeting again soon, yes?” The two of you nod. “Wonderful! I will see you soon, then!”
Rhys bows his head and walks off. You wave, watching as the elderly man is helped down the stairs by Thomas. Once he is out of sight and Abigail gives a thumbs up, you shove the Lemurian away from you and shudder.
“Too close!” you quietly squeal. “Now I have your douche perfume all over me!”
“Okay, first of all: rude! Second of all: bitch! My perfume is delightful! It carries the scent of the sea with hints of—”
“Rafayel, shut the fuck up,” Thomas rushes over. The four of you stand in a circle. You stand across from Rafayel and stare at his face, memorizing the way a crease forms between his furrowed brows and the way he pouts when his agent chastises him. He turns his head and your eyes meet for a split second before you turn away, a blush creeping up on your cheeks.
“So, you heard the man,” Abigail takes a deep breath. “You two are a couple until this whole thing is over…or until he doesn’t pick you then we can stage a very convenient break-up to convince him that the stress was just too much. Maybe we can guilt him into giving us some connections, you know, gain something from this!”
“That’s horrible, but I agree!” Thomas points at Abigail. “We need to keep this charade going. Think you two can handle it?” Before either of you can disagree, Thomas claps his hands and smiles. “Great! Now, I’ll be in touch with Abigail about making you two appear more…loving with each other.”
Thomas takes Rafayel’s arm and yanks it back around your waist. He gasps and his cheeks turn pink. The agents furiously fix your appearance; they fix your hair and cover up the bruise on Rafayel’s face with a smudged kiss from your red lipstick (thank you, Thomas), and even switch around a few accessories to make it seem like you two share everything. Once they are down, they push you in the direction of the stairs, ready to feed you to the wolves.
Both of you hesitate when you reach the top step. Rafayel’s hand is at home on your love handle, dangerously close to your ass while your arm is wrapped around his torso and your other hand rests on his chest. You gulp. His body trembles, just ever so slightly, and you take a deep breath in sync. With one final look, the two of you nod, stepping down the first step.
Rhys’ courtship will only be a few weeks, right? He’ll probably only have a few meetings here with you two here and there. A simple few interrogations to try and weed out the phonies from the real couples. You and Rafayel descend into a minefield, a no man’s land where your only ally is each other.
Buckle up, fuckers, because oh my, my! What a ride this is going to be!

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I’m a certified space nerd and this made me scream in joy.
Mind-Blowing Discovery:
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Scientists may have found evidence of parallel universes! Strange patterns in cosmic background radiation detected by the James Webb Space Telescope hint that our universe might be just one of many coexisting realities. This could change everything we know about existence and open the door to multiverse exploration!
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Some of y’all don’t get Sylus.
He puts on the tough exterior because it’s expected of him, and it’s necessary. The big crime boss and leader of the N109 zone (who is an excellent employer, by the way) is supposed to have this untouchable air about him. He’s supposed to be tough and cocky and unreachable. He’s supposed to be cold and nonchalant. That is the façade he puts on, but we know otherwise.
Sylus is a loverboy.
He has this hard exterior around him, at first with mc as well. His words are different from his actions. He is loving and kind and supportive. He is gentle. He is generous. He is not afraid to show his affection, and is willing to announce it to the world.
Sylus craves the affection and attention. He needs it like air. He needs the attention in bantering, and the little jokes just between him and his lover, he needs it. His words may deny it, but the way he leans into touches, how his eyes soften, how he carries himself in a totally different way and becomes SKYE a fucking fruit vendor because mc is worried.
He does not want to control or particularly manipulate his lover. He does not lie, and instead avoids because he can’t find it within himself to willingly lie to mc. He waited for her, and remembers everything. He left hints to try to help her remember him and find him.
He doesn’t turn to violence unless there is no other option. He adopted two young men that he saw were trying to assassinate him, and he simply asked them to prove themselves. He built a little bird for a reason that hasn’t been fully communicated yet, but most likely for easy surveillance. He loves Mephisto, and treats him with dignity and respect, like a living being.
He is a good man.
He is so much more then the N109 zone crime boss, and I wish more of y’all could see that.
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𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒑 ;)
pairing: husband!sylus x reader
genre: fluff, guilt-tripped husband!sylus, dramatic overreaction, post-spicy-night consequences, slightly suggestive content & comedy.
a/n: this was really funny in my mind, and I hope it's still as funny in this moment!
It was just past 3 am. The sky outside your room's windows was a dusky grey, the kind of soft stillness only early mornings knew. The sheets were tangled low on your bodies, warmth clinging to the air after the night you'd shared. You were asleep beside him, your lips slightly parted, a hand still resting over his heart like you didn’t want to let go. He didn’t move right away.
Propped on an elbow, he looked down at you, and his usual calm composure cracked just enough to let a rare smile slip through. A faint blush dusted his cheeks as hazy memories from the night before flickered through his mind, the way your fingers clutched at him, how breathless you sounded when you whispered his name, the way you both completely lost track of time, sense and reason.
Sylus chuckled under his breath, shaking his head softly to himself. Stars, he thought, you really do ruin me. Still grinning, he leaned in and brushed a kiss to your forehead, lingering just long enough to feel your sleepy sigh. His voice was quiet, barely a breath against your skin.
“I’ll be back before dinner,” he murmured. “Love you, kitten.” He dressed in silence, his movements precise. Then he was gone, the door sliding shut behind him with a muted hiss.
You didn’t wake until almost an hour later, groggy and sore in the hips, and cursed him under your breath with a faint smile as you walked your way into the bathroom.
By the time you arrived at the Hunter’s Association, the day was already a mess. A routine wanderer sweep had turned chaotic, reports underestimated the breach by dozens. What was supposed to be a minor patrol ended up being an all-out scramble. You were one of only three Hunters on-site, and all communications with dispatch were delayed due to a system error.
Mid-battle, a blast from a wanderer cracked the pavement beneath you. You slipped while pivoting, your boot catching awkwardly on shattered concrete. Pain lanced through your ankle as you twisted hard to avoid a hit, landing in a crouch with a grunt. You kept going, adrenaline overriding the sharp ache, but by the end of the mission, your limp was pronounced, and your legs felt like jelly.
You didn’t report it, just like always. Just brushed it off, tied your hair back, and told dispatch you were fine.
The smell of sautéed garlic fills the apartment when Sylus steps in. He’s back early from a mission, bruised, tired, but craving nothing more than the warmth of his wife and her cooking.
But then he sees it, you’re in the kitchen, humming softly, barefoot in his T-shirt, stirring something in the pot. But you're limping. Just a little. Just enough for his entire soul to spiral.
His voice is low, tight. “My love… why are you limping?” You turn to greet him with a bright smile. “Hey! You're back early.” He doesn’t smile back. No, Sylus is staring at you like you just got shot and didn’t tell him. “Sylus?” you blink, confused.
He crosses the room in three long strides and stands in front of you, gently taking your hand in his. “Did I… last night…” His jaw clenches. “Did I hurt you?”
You nearly laugh, but the look on his face, like he’s ready to quit life and become celibate, stops you. But Sylus is already unwrapping your foot like it’s made of glass. “You should’ve texted me,” he mutters, inspecting you for bruises. You sigh, trying not to blush at the memory of the very enthusiastic night prior.
“Sylus, you weren’t” “I was.” He looks up at you, guilt swimming in those dangerous eyes. “I should’ve stopped…”
“I slipped during the mission today,” you explain. “Landed weird and twisted it a little, but it's fine.”
He falters. You cross your arms, but Sylus is not convinced. Now he’s in full “I broke my precious wife, plus she got injured without me there” mode. He straightens up, arms wrapping protectively around you as he presses a kiss to your temple.
“I’m not touching you again unless you promise me you’ll stop me if it’s too much.” You raise a brow. “You say that now, but wait until I wear that red lace set again.” Sylus visibly short-circuits.
You lean in with a smirk. “I limped because I stepped wrong, dodging an enemy. But now that I think about it…” You pause dramatically. “I was still sore from last night.”
Sylus.exe has crashed.
He scoops you up and carries you to the couch. “No cooking for you tonight. You’re on rest orders. I’ll take care of everything.” You giggle, wrapping your arms around his neck. “Does that include feeding me grapes and a full body massage?”
“…Don’t tempt me.”, he looks down at your eyes, glinting with mischief.
Then, with no more warning, he pulled you, lowering to meet your mouth in a slow, smirking kiss, all heat, all promise, lips curling against yours as if the idea of not touching you again was the real crime here.
#cute shit#domestic fluff#really need to write some post-Ikigai fluff pieces#because omg#the current chapter is killing me
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I love these kinds of stories: x reader fic in a world or slightly based on another piece of media (see Kintsugi and Sonder)
Contact : Infected [ zombie/TLOU/AU | sylus x f!reader | NSFW ] — in media res



aeternum — farewell forever.
INDEX : ⚔ in media res ⚔
SCHEDULED UPDATES : i'm calling it sporadic fridays.
SUMMARY : When the city falls to infection, the only thing more dangerous than the monsters outside is the man you're trapped with.
LINKS : Archive of Our Own
AUTHORS NOTE : Here’s the thing: I’ve been replaying The Last of Us on survival mode (yes, it’s as brutal as it sounds), and somewhere between crafting molotovs and dying repeatedly in a dark hallway, this entire universe stitched itself into the folds of my brain and refused to leave.
So here it is. A new story—grimy, grieving, and crawling with monsters. Some of them infected. Some of them not. It’s not pretty. It’s not gentle. But it’s alive.
I’m writing this one for my own sanity. But if you feel like joining me in this ruinous little corner of grief and devotion—do indulge me, won’t you?
and as always...To all who read: you are seen, cherished, and thanked beyond words.🕯️
— e.e.
in media res. — The Only Thing Left
THE ALARM HAD screamed itself raw.
Now it only stuttered—high-pitched, irregular, like a child trying not to cry. Mephisto shrieked back, his damaged wing sparking with each frantic beat against the wall.
Overhead, the lights flickered. Cold. White. Flickering again.
The corridor was streaked with bootprints and blood. Some dried in black flakes. Some still glistening. Sylus didn’t look at the bodies anymore. He couldn’t. That part of him—the one that flinched—was already gone.
The rifle in his hands was warm.
He stepped over a cracked earpiece half-crushed into the tile. Red smeared along the wire. Her comms model. Her frequency.
His breath tightened, then forced itself out through his nose. Slow. Controlled. Not calm.
At the end of the hall, a reinforced door hissed—sealed, but not completely. A sliver of light slipped through like breath caught in a throat. Something deep inside him recoiled.
He moved toward it anyway.
She wasn’t speaking in his mind, not exactly. Just the echo of how her voice used to curl around his name when she thought he wasn’t listening.
He stopped. Pressed a foot to the door.
And kicked.
Once.
The door slammed open with a scream of metal.
Light poured into him like a wound—cold, surgical. A wall of glass. Sterile tile. Polished steel. His boots echoed louder in here, as if even the air was trying to get away.
There were four of them in white coats and latex gloves. Not medicine. Not mercy. Just the illusion of order. One held a datapad. Another adjusted the neural anchor at the base of her skull.
She lay at the center of it all—too still. Not strapped down like a prisoner. Laid out like a gift.
The fluorescent light turned her skin blue. Not bruised. Just… wrong. Like she’d already left and left her body behind.
Machinery beside her hummed with a sharp, unwavering tone. It had already decided.
“You aren't supposed to be here,” a woman said. Her voice was calm. Scrubbed raw of feeling. Unafraid. “You knew the cost.” “She chose this.”
He was looking at her hand.
He didn’t answer.
It curled just slightly—fingers limp, but drawn inward. Like she always did when she was dreaming.
His grip loosened. The gun dipped.
The room stank of ammonia and burned plastic. Metal crept across his tongue. Above them, Mephisto perched along the ceiling grate, claws twitching.
She hadn’t moved.
Her lips were parted. Breath faint, but there. Her hair was tucked behind one ear—someone else had done that.
His fingers twitched. A phantom muscle. Remembering.
She always curled her hand like that when she didn’t want to let go.
He raised the rifle.
Not like a soldier.
Like a man trying to hold back a tide.
“Don’t,” the woman said. Still calm. Still so sure. “You’ll ruin everything.”
Everything rang louder than it should have. He knew what she meant.
He just didn't care.
He shot her first.
The blast cracked through the room, sharp and clean. She folded. The datapad hit the tile with a clatter, the sound brittle—like a spine snapping.
Someone screamed.
A man—young, too young—stumbled back into the corner, palms raised, mouth repeating please, please, please, as if speed could save him.
Sylus turned.
His finger paused. Just a breath. A mechanical hitch in the rhythm of his body.
Then he fired.
The man dropped with a sound like wet paper.
The last one ran.
Didn’t get far.
Mephisto lunged from the ceiling grate with a shriek, talons raking sparks from the wall as he tore through the console.
The alarm died. The lights flickered once. Then silence.
Gun smoke curled at his side like breath escaping a wound—warm, ghostly, already fading.
Sylus didn’t lower the weapon. Didn’t move.
His hands were numb. But his chest—
That was worse.
It wasn’t pain. Not exactly. Just pressure. A crack that wouldn’t finish breaking.
He looked at her.
Still breathing.
Still not his.
Not yet.
He crossed to her in slow steps, like one wrong move might break him open.
The smell of cauterized metal lingered. His ears rang from the last shot. Behind him, Mephisto’s claws clicked softly across the vent—one, two, three. Like counting breaths. Like counting down.
She didn’t stir.
Her chest rose in shallow intervals. Mechanical. Detached. A body still tethered to breath, but not to will.
He reached for the first strap—paused. The buckle was cinched tight across her wrist. Skin pinched beneath it. The imprint of resistance. Of struggle. Of what silence had tried to swallow.
He undid it slowly. Then the next. Then the one across her ribs.
Her skin was cold beneath his knuckles. Clammy with sweat. A faint mark bloomed beneath her collarbone—round, discolored. New. Not from the journey. Not from him.
He reached out, fingers hovering near her jaw, and didn’t touch. Just hovered. Like her face might dissolve beneath his hand. Like he might.
Then—
He slipped a hand into his pocket.
Pulled out the chain.
Thin. Tarnished. A small silver apple hanging from it, dulled at the edges. It had once caught sunlight through a car window, swaying against her throat when she laughed too hard at something he hadn’t meant to be funny.
He looped it around her neck. Fastened the clasp. Gently.
“You said I had to press on,” he whispered.
The silence that followed wasn’t still. It ached.
“I can’t,” he breathed. “Not without you.”
He gathered her carefully.
One arm beneath her knees. The other behind her back. Her head lolled against his chest, mouth slack with sleep—or whatever dreamless thing they’d dropped her into.
She weighed less than he remembered. Or maybe he was just hollow enough to carry anything now.
The hallway outside was smeared with the dead. Some in uniform. Others in white coats. The walls still pulsed with red light, dimming in intervals like the heartbeat of something too far gone to save.
His boots tracked blood. His own, maybe. He didn’t check.
Above, Mephisto flapped unevenly, one wing dragging. When he turned too sharply, the tip scraped the vent frame with a metallic whine. He was losing altitude.
They all were.
Sylus didn’t run. Running felt dishonest.
He walked. Past the man who begged. Past the woman whose glasses had cracked when she fell. Past the door he’d kicked in. Every step echoed back like an accusation.
You knew. You knew what this was. You knew what she asked you for.
And he had.
But she wasn’t asking now. She was cold against him, and quiet, and didn’t know what he’d done to keep her this way.
Voices called from somewhere above—distant, urgent. He didn’t look up. Didn’t answer.
He stepped into the stairwell and kept moving. Down. Down. Past flickering exit signs and EVER propaganda posters curling from the walls.
The lower levels were still flooded from last week’s breach. He carried her through the water. Soaked to the thighs. Her hair dampened by the humidity. Her pulse a ghost at his collarbone.
At the service door, he shouldered it open.
Outside, the rain had stopped. But the sky still smelled like ash.
Buildings stood half-melted on the horizon—teeth of a city long buried and still trying to bite.
He adjusted her in his arms. Her head turned faintly toward his neck. Unconscious. Or not.
The wind caught the edge of her robe, flared it like a broken wing.
He kept walking. Past the ruins. Into the hush.
She was still breathing.
And he was still not forgiven.
He didn’t know when she’d wake. Didn’t know what she’d remember. Didn’t know if she’d ever look at him the same again.
He only knew what he’d done.
And he’d do it again.
— to be continued...
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I genuinely use x reader fanfics to write actual character x character fanfics.
" Why?" You ask.
Well, dear reader, I've come to notice that a lot of x reader fanfics capture both complex and simplistic traits of the characters written in them.
For some reason, x reader authors are alarmingly good at interpreting characters and understanding what they would do in a situation outside of their canon storyline.
They're all gooners but with the literacy skills of Shakespeare. 👏
Shout out to every x reader author out there. Here's a picture of my former president -Uhuru Kenyatta - as a thank you gift.

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Random headcanon : Mephisto has a full government name and it’s Mephistopheles.
#sylus truly is a fucking nerd#his best friend (read: first child) is a mechanical crow#he lives in some apartment or mega mansion where the only other people we see are his chaotic henchmen (read: other two children)#and did I mention he created said best friend (child)?#fucking nerd#love him
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Your Ikigai part 12 is so good! My favourite parts are how both MC & Sylus love you in their own way 💕, how much Reader can't help but imagine being with him 💭, she loves his boxing outfit like me 🥊, she hates everything including herself 😭, he kept trying to be closer to you 👥, she couldn't help but hope that her love for him would come through 🥺, and she figured out that Astrid is his sister (゜o゜; Thank you so much for sharing it with us because I love it so much :) I'm looking forward to the next chapter but please take all the time you need!
Thank you! I’m doing well, so next part should be out same time next week.
The long awaited crash out (the first one that is 😈)
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Your Ikigai, Part 11 is so good! My favourite parts are how the existence of Astrid completely shaked her whole perspective of people with no soulmates which I didn't expect in a good way 🫨, Reader found a way to justify it which I wholeheartedly agree with the thoughts she had 💯, how the twins & Miss Hunter loved her too 🥹, her friendship with Hunter is so touching 💕, just Sylus is somehow managing to be concerned even when he first with her 🥺😉, and she can't let go of what she has already experienced in the past which I would be the same 😭 Thank you so much for sharing it with us because I love it so much :)
Thank you so much! There's more to come with Astrid, so stay tuned for that.
Everyone loves Reader, but home girl is too traumatized too see it (why do I do this to her?) 😭
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Your Ikigai part 10 is so good! My favourite parts are definitely how Reader called out Caleb that his actions are absolutely terrible despite his good intentions 😤, how kid Reader was (too quiet, rather look at the floor, trusting the wrong people) because I related to it so much that is mind-blowing 🤯, and how Reader became the way she is now 😭 Thank you so much for sharing it with us because I love it so much :)
Thank you for reading it! I based Reader's backstory a bit on my own, so it's a bit nice seeing so many people resonnate with it (helps me go through therapy).
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My beloved chaos goblins
hello there 👋 I love the crow family so much and they’re so sweet and fun. I’m curious how the twins would react if they found out that non-mc is going on a date or if someone asked her out (not their papa??!!! Ohhh NOOOO) on a date and she’s considering it. Imagine them knowing before their papa.
Crow Family- A Date?
Young Luke and Kieran AU, Sylus x nonMC!Reader | fem reader, not proofread | 767 words | Crow Family masterlist
author’s note: hi love! i love the way your mind works omg this is an amazing idea <3 the hardest part was figuring out the context for this, but i think it works! tbh this isn’t where i was planning to go when i sat down to write it, but its still cute i think. might play around with a couple different ways to write this prompt too. anyways, i hope you like it <3
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Outrage.
Onychinus’s base was in shambles, and Sylus could not figure out why.
He went to you first, assuming something had happened when you’d taken the twins out to Linkon for the afternoon while Sylus dealt with some ‘business’ in the N109 Zone. He’d been hesitant to let the three of you out of his sight and his territory for the entire afternoon, but his trust in you put his worries at ease.
You shrugged. “I thought we had a nice day, I don’t know why the twins are so upset.”
It seems Sylus would have to get answers from his boys, who, conveniently, were whispering in the nearby corner. They barely noticed his presence until his shadow engulfed them, their murmurs of “I can’t believe he would do that” and “why didn’t she scream or something” quieting down as they stared up at him.
“Luke, Kieran,” Sylus said firmly, crossing his arms. “What happened while you were out today?”
The twins eyed each other before shifting on their feet. “Nothing, Papa,” Kieran muttered.
Sylus sighed, kneeling down in front of them to be eye-level. “If something happened today, tell me. Maybe I can help.”
Luke nodded at Kieran before taking a deep breath. “We were out with the miss today and someone asked her out and gave her his number and she took it!” He quickly exclaimed.
“Someone asked her out?” Sylus repeated, stiffening slightly. “As in, someone asked her on a date?”
The boys nodded frantically. “She shouldn’t have taken his number, that’s not what’s supposed to happen!” Kieran cried.
A raised eyebrow. “And what is supposed to happen?” Sylus asked.
“She’s not supposed to end up with him, she’s supposed to end up with you!” Luke ran a hand through his hair with all the attitude of a very tired mother of two.
Which was not far from how Sylus was feeling.
“Boys,” he began. “She’s free to make her own decisions. She’s not going to end up with me just because you think she should. If she doesn’t want to be with me, that’s alright,” Sylus explained, trying to stop the bitter taste in his mouth.
But to him, Luke and Kieran were right, this isn’t what was supposed to happen. Now is not the time for that, though, Sylus knew.
“If she’s happy with him, then that’s what matters. Alright?” He looked between the boys, who were now looking down at their feet. “I don’t want you two interfering.”
The twins flinched ever-so-slightly.
Sylus pinched the bridge of his nose. “What did you two do?”
You hadn’t noticed. Kieran was sure of that, and Luke convinced him this was the best thing to do. That man from the grocery store wasn’t good for you, anyway. So after he’d come up to you, politely introducing himself and asking if you were single, the twins set their plan into action. Luke stayed with you as you moved around the shop, being loud and distracting enough so you didn’t notice Kieran sneaking off.
Kieran, meanwhile, was tailing the man from earlier, eventually cornering him in the produce aisle. “You should stay away from her,” he warned. “Or my papa’s gonna be really mad.”
The man had laughed, which only made Kieran’s scowl grow. “Aw, are you feeling protective of your babysitter?” He’d cooed. It was meant to be sweet, but it only felt patronizing.
“No.” Kieran frowned. “I’m feeling protective of my mama.”
“First of all,” Sylus sighed. “You two can’t keep using me as a threat every single time something doesn’t go your way.”
“But you’ll always come help us, won’t you, Papa?” Luke protested.
Sylus nodded helplessly. “If you need my help, I’ll always be there.” The twins grinned proudly. “Secondly, you can’t just call her your mama, you know. She hasn’t agreed to that responsibility.”
“Is that all?” Kieran ran off before Sylus could blink. He was back within the minute, tugging you into the room by your hand.
“Kieran, what’s going on?” you laughed.
Luke came up beside Kieran. “Are you gonna be our mama?” they asked in unison.
You gaped at them.
“Luke, Kieran!” Sylus rose to his feet. “I’m sorry, they really don’t know any better.” He gave you an apologetic smile before turning back to the twins. “Be polite, boys. Where are your manners?”
“Oh, right, manners,” Kieran muttered, nodding along.
“Can you stay for dinner, then, miss mama?” Luke gave you a toothy grin.
Sylus’s ears were tinged with pink.
You smiled. “Of course, my loves.”
His wingmen weren’t very subtle, but they were effective, Sylus noted.
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— w is for worship
you were spread out across his sheets like a dream. bare, flushed, trembling from the last orgasm he’d coaxed out of you. and sylus… looked like he was in awe. not lust-drunk. not ravenous. reverent.
“you’re too good,” he murmured, dragging the backs of his fingers along your thigh. “too good for me.”
you tried to answer, but all you managed was a soft breath as he kissed your knee, then lower, his mouth trailing over your skin like he was blessing it.
“you always look at me like i’m worth something,” he whispered, hushed against your hip. “like i’m not… whatever the hell i’ve become.”
you lifted your head, dazed but concerned. “sylus…”
he shushed you with a kiss to your belly. “don’t talk, sweetheart. not right now. let me love you a little longer.”
you laid back down and he took that as permission. his hands were slow and sure as they parted your thighs again. he didn’t tease this time, didn’t smirk, didn’t goad. he worshipped.
soft kisses. gentle licks. every touch filled with aching affection as his tongue moved over you, tasting you like you were the only sweetness he’d ever known. he moaned softly into you, hands gripping your waist, but not to control you.
to anchor himself, like he was the one coming undone.
“fuck,” he groaned, breaking away just for a breath. “you’re divine.”
your hand found his hair, fingers slipping through soft strands. he looked up at you from between your legs, lips glistening, eyes dark and full of something close to devotion.
“let me make you feel good, baby,” he whispered. “let me remind you how perfect you are.”
you whimpered, soft and shy, and nodded. so he went back to work. worship wasn’t even the right word. it was deeper than that. sylus adored you. with every kiss, every stroke of his tongue, he gave and gave and gave, until your thighs were trembling, your breath was ragged, your fingers were fisting his sheets.
and still he whispered praise.
“that’s it, sweet girl. just like that.”
“so pretty when you fall apart for me.”
“you’re heaven, you know that? fucking heaven.”
you came with a broken cry. softer this time, more fragile, like your body didn’t know how to hold so much love and pleasure at once. sylus kissed your thighs, your stomach, your chest, crawling up to gather you in his arms. you were still shaking and he held you through it.
“i love you,” he whispered against your temple. “i love you so much with everything i have.”
“i love you too,” you whispered it back, because it was the only truth that mattered.
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