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Long Haired Men themed event

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This game is fun but I fucking hate the wheel of fortune

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@demiryu

She calls my dick Skyrim the way it's riddled with bugs

better but also predictable.

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@aro-spectre

I went to the dollar general with five dollars and got some off brand pop tarts, ate one and decided it tasted weird. So I set the other aside, came back to it a couple of hours later and realized it had black mold on it, like a lot of it. So in case I end up with a not so bright fate, I would like to know what creature I get!

String identified: t t t a ga t a a gt a tat, at a c t tat . t t t a, ca ac t t a c at a a t a ac t, a t t. ca t a t gt at, t at cat gt!

Closest match: Homo sapiens genome assembly, chromosome: contig-113 Common name: Common Human

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WIZARD WRAPPED

You casted 1,039,627 spells this year

You pondered your orb for 985 hours

You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!

You gained 5 familiars

Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff

Your cup size is H

Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.

Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons

You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years

You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice

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octopus 2022 wrapped

this year you disguised yourself as:

coral 10023 times

ocean floor 8064 times

coconut shell 244 times

various fish 196 times

scuba divers long lost wife 12 times

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The guardian of Those Who Live in Death (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡

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doodle

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You are the most precious thing to me.

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egussy...

tumblr ads trying to sell me on eggusy

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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the thing i've been working on ever since part 2 of the canto dropped.... sancho bbygirl i love you but your hair retroactively gave me carpal tunnel syndrome </3

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ok, I will just drop this here, and if you know, you know:

let boopRailGun = async ( who, howMany ) => { const sleep = (t) => new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(resolve, t)); const boop = async (who) => { return window.tumblr.apiFetch("/v2/boop", { "body": {"receiver": who,"context":"post","type":"normal"}, "method": "POST", }); } for(let i = 0; i < howMany; i++) { await boop(who); await sleep(1000); } }

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ok, I will just drop this here, and if you know, you know:

let boopRailGun = async ( who, howMany ) => { const sleep = (t) => new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(resolve, t)); const boop = async (who) => { return window.tumblr.apiFetch("/v2/boop", { "body": {"receiver": who,"context":"post","type":"normal"}, "method": "POST", }); } for(let i = 0; i < howMany; i++) { await boop(who); await sleep(1000); } }

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