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me pitching a show to netflix: okay so queer eye but instead the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it

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if the character is problematic, has dark hair, blue eyes(usually), a tragic backstory and is overall an arrogant sarcastic piece of shit then ladies and gentlemen IM ALREADY IN LOVE

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ACOTAR characters as tumblr posts

Feyre:

Rhysand:

Amren:

Morrigan:

Azriel:

Nesta:

Cassian:

Tarquin:

Tamlin:

Lucien:

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U mistake me for a bitch when I’m actually the other b word……………..brain dead

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sometimes youtube comments are complete garbage and then there are comments like this

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women talk about how if they aren’t considered attractive, their entire value as a person is taken away, and white men are like oh we experience this too because hot girls with huge tits won’t date me but they don’t fucking realize we aren’t just talking about our dating lives we are talking about our entire value as a person being taken away, not just people not wanting to date us.

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oh, you’re gay? so which one of you is the tiny cowboy and which one is the tiny gladiator?

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i’m just a baby bok choy in the produce isle and god is spraying me with mist 

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am i finally gonna be able to astral project into the ikea in the 5th dimension?

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if you swallow watermelon seed. pregnance

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[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

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The only thing that makes this article funnier is the fact that it is a real story and not something from The Onion

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Mansplaining protip:

When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:

Ok, which aspect is confusing you?

It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?

So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?