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What if the roller coaster never stopped, how long do you think you could go before you passed out?

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He also may have confused quail with peacocks and was surprised by how small they were.

Hunting quail would not be very hard if they were actually peacocks.

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There are literally feathers. I have feathers on my hands right now.

Marshall, dissecting quail meat to wrap in bacon

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M: It's October November right? D: Are you asking me if November comes after October? M: Yes. D: Yes.

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Is Louisiana west of the Mason-Dixon Line?

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Marshall just found his phone. He had lost it in the refrigerator. I couldn't even make this shit up.

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My toes are like ice pickles.

You Know Who

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Thought that was jelly, definitely just blood.

Licking his hand while eating a sandwich after a rough day of climbing.

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Words

M: All of the stuff in the kitchen is all dishoveled. D: "Dishoveled?" M: Yeah. Dishoveled. It's a word. Look it up.

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Does anyone else kind of enjoy the smell of goat shit?

He's Back

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How did you write 12 pages?

The One and Only

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Mormons don't believe in Jesus, do they?

A fucking genius named Marshall

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Because it’s addicting! It’s one of those things you hate but you can’t stop doing, like smelling your own poop.

- On FIFA and why he plays it even though he complains about how he hates it every single time.

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Me: Home Depot has some six footer Christmas Trees for like $30-$40.

Marshall: Yes but do we have six foot ceilings?

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To His Advisor

"I'm not really concerned with the constitution at this point."

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And Again

Marshall: Pineapple makes your semen taste good. Asparagus makes it taste bad. Me: I thought asparagus made your pee smell? Marshall: The rule still applies!

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Space Man Man Strikes Again

"I did not feel that muffin go down my body at all."