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    Refried beans are a lot better than I remember. 

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Observation: I have never broken a bone Hypothesis: I am boneless Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. 

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Drunk Starters

“It’s not alcoholism until you’re thirty, until then it’s a hobby” “Becky lemme smash” “It’s not ‘unhealthy’ it’s fun” “How else do I forget everything without alcohol?” “I don’t care if this isn’t what my therapist meant by ‘healthy coping’ I’m taking three more shots” “I’ll do anything for another shot” “Come on you can’t cut me off” “You wouldn’t understand why I drink so don’t bother prying” “I just feel better like this” “I don’t want to hurt anymore, so I’ll just be numb” “You’re going to hate yourself in the morning” “Jokes on you I hate myself every morning anyway” “Did you just drink that whole bottle?” “Yes I did drink the whole bottle” “Call the police I’m dying” “I’m sorry I puked on your cat” “I’ll suck dick for alcohol” “Just let me have one more drink, please?” “I’m fine- yeah, I probably won’t die.”

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undxscloseddesxres:

I NEED HELP! I CAN’T AFFORD MY ELECTRIC OR CABLE BILL.

Money is tight and i can’t even afford to go to the doctors. My family is struggling with being able to keep up on the bills and thus month both the electric and cable bill is going to be late. I’m asking fot help but I dont expect something out of nothing so im linking my commission page from my overwatch blog. I’m only on mobile as of right now so I can’t make a new page on here for it. My art has updated since i made this sadly, and again, given my current situation I can’t update the page. Please also take a look in my art tag for reference.

Paypal Email: rachel.l.garcia103191@gmail.com

Commission Page:

https://jamisontheratjohnson.tumblr.com/post/157211768119/tunas-commission-post

Thank you so so so so much to anyone that helps, even reblogs help me out at this point so please share!

Please help my girlfriend by either donating or signal boosting!!

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Eating ten spoonfuls of powdered sugar for breakfast isn’t exactly where I saw myself in fifteen years fifteen years ago, but it’s a welcome outcome.

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About the main good thing about coming back is:

i don’t feel self conscious anymore lmao.

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Like for short stater.

cap: 10

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Me; comes back only to find tumblr ate all my tags up

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What iff there was a cryptid with a lot of TEETH.

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statesmanscotch:

Find a cuddle buddy.

Explain,

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Hello !

If you see this on your dash, that means the blog i’m posting/reblogging this on is on                                                         SEMI-HIATUS.

what this means:

- This isn’t my main blog currently - Posts/replies are gonna be sporatic -  I’m going to try to log on once a day but don’t hold me to that. - I may be dropping threads I feel i can’t get into anymore. feel free to ask me which!

what this doesn’t mean:

- I’m dropping this character for good - I’m never coming back - I’m going to be active like I used to be.

-- what you can do to help me keep coming on here--

- pester me for new threads! i usually come on looking to reply to things. - occasionally reply to ic posts i make, since yknow. easiest way to strike up a thread. - TALK TO ME, i will stay to talk to you !!!

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I wanna be a cowboy baby! 🐎🤠

Yes!

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I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY /

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dippedindes:

We all will

May as well enjoy everything til it just drops on ya

I am enjoying none of this.

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@dippedindes    replied to your post “What are you supposed to do when everything makes you really tired and...”

Deep breath. Everyone has non-moving lows and sometimes for the day the best thing of the day is just getting out of bed. Chin up okay? And if ya ever need anyone ta chat to- never feel like a stranger to stop on by

Or I could also drop dead. eventtually.

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What are you supposed to do when everything makes you really tired and you cant rly get out of bed// askin ffor a friend.

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afathersduty:

you’re a fool, baby. What the hell were you thinkin’? Nah it’s fine. I do that with my coffee sometimes. Make my cup, then brush my teeth like an idiot.

It’s awful and I wa nna die