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The vibe I bring in to the function

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actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

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You’ve heard of “don’t monetize your hobbies”; get ready for "don’t master your hobbies".

Your hobbies are here to help you decompress and have fun. They do not have to be disciplines you toil over for expertise, unless that is something you genuinely enjoy doing.

It’s okay to enjoy language-learning without ever becoming fluent, or even conversational. It’s okay to like playing guitar even if you only know a few clumsy songs. You can read books and never finish them, bowl without ever scoring even halfway to perfect. We’re here to explore and play, and we cannot do that if we’re chasing perfection in everything we do.

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You’ve heard of “don’t monetize your hobbies”; get ready for "don’t master your hobbies".

Your hobbies are here to help you decompress and have fun. They do not have to be disciplines you toil over for expertise, unless that is something you genuinely enjoy doing.

It’s okay to enjoy language-learning without ever becoming fluent, or even conversational. It’s okay to like playing guitar even if you only know a few clumsy songs. You can read books and never finish them, bowl without ever scoring even halfway to perfect. We’re here to explore and play, and we cannot do that if we’re chasing perfection in everything we do.

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all other poetry is cancelled 

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"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

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Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

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here’s a gold star for anyone who survived this week!!!!

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rubber bands

life is all about discipline

ignore the pain, girls

up on your toes

work those calves

roll through the ankles

hold, hold, hold, hold

engage that core

shoulders loose, but elbows turned out

do not mistake tension for strength

we must engage in discipline

tilt your pelvis downwards

don’t let your back slope

maintain your turn out

turn out, out, out rotating the hips

elongate your body from your

neck to toes to fingertips

we must always appear taller

proper posture 

soft front ribs, harsh back ones

a dove housed within your ribs

strike the floor

do not mistake softness for weakness

muscles taut like a band, not a board

grab your rubber bands

work those inner thighs

tie back your hair

we must look the part to act it

discipline, not in the way of a wooden stick

but in the rigorous grip of muscles

rise up on your toes and hold

engage your core

don’t drop those elbows

lead from the heel, lead from the knee

pain is temporary, girls

the muscle memory eternal

if you remember nothing else,

no pirouettes or jettes 

remember this moment

the discipline, the rubber bands

-Roshini

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i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

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happy eat rocks friday

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Oops! …I Did It Again (Disappeared Under Mysterious Circumstances and Returned Physically Intact but Intrinsically Altered by a Terrible Journey Through the Other-World)

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