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BILL WATTERSON ‘A cartoonist’s advice’

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Reasons I relate to cats

don’t touch me

wait, no, come back, i need snuggles

that’s enough snuggles

i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone

tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you

“i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”

“why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”

“i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”

(hisses)

“i want food”

“but not this food”

(wanders around)

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I’m dying from laughter and I’m okay with that.

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because that’s what we are told and brought up to believe from the day we are old enough to understand a sentence.

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except my cat couldn’t give less fucks about any box anywhere ever

she’s weird.

One theory that is often attached to cats’ love for boxes is that they are inherently predators, speaking in evolutionary terms, so they like to assume a position that covers them sufficiently from each side in order to ambush their prey. Obviously, they’re not going to attack someone every time you see them playing with a box, but it’s their natural, instinctive behavior to act that way

Source: [x]

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if she gives up the crown because of this “unification” i’m going to be pissed.

Dear Fandom I am now able to confirm to you that the 4 symbols on the crystals mean fire, earth, air and water!

Disney supervisors explained that one night, as Elsa and Anna have fallen asleep together watching the northern lights, Elsa suddenly awakes at the sound of a mysterious voice singing (that’s the sort of vuelie thing I talked about earlier) and that’s when she goes outside to play with her magic like never before [the scene in the 2nd trailer]

Then the magic interacts with her, calling to her destiny: unifying the four magical elements!!

That’s why she made the crystals appear in the air.

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I’m just now finding out Anne Frank was bi??? OMG

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Perhaps, if women were not so physically weak and boring... More people would pay to watch them play sports... I want my athletes like my video game characters, jumping 7 feet in the air while doing front flips. The best I've ever seen a woman do in a sport is complane people don't agree with her political beliefs...

You see, here’s where you’re just plain fucking wrong. I see women get knocked down and get right back up again. They split their head open and have it stapled right there on the pitch so that they can go back out

They get their nose smashed in and calmly walk off to get a clean kit to continue the game

They have more talent in their little fingers than you will ever have in your entire life

They can dribble

They can save

They can tackle

And most certainly they can score

So tell me again why men’s soccer is OH SO SUPERIOR when everything they can do, the women can do just as well, only they actually try to stay on their feet to do it unlike SOME PEOPLE

So you know what, maybe you’re actually watching the right sport then. If you want your athletes jumping 7 feet in the air while doing front flips, then men’s soccer is certainly for you. After all, that’s all they do while trying to get fouls and penalties called throughout the entire game.

Me? I like my athletes when they’re actually trying to play the sport. I don’t need the theatrics that you apparently crave so badly. I like to watch soccer. Not olympic diving. 

So how about you go choke on a bag of dicks and have a shitty day you misogynistic, shriveled up, sad excuse for a human being

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true or not true - these plans make a lot more narrative sense for the previous 7 seasons and flows WAY the hell better than the shit they just gave us. 

Someone write this all the way out and then post a link so we can all read it and make it Cannon until GRRM gets his ass in gear and finishes the damn books.

Also - I remember the original script leak for S7 (which was totally correct) that had Cersei waking up in a pool of her own blood because of the miscarriage. That was supposed to be the final scene and it was the ONLY thing that didn’t end up being in the actual episode from the scripts that were leaked.

Idk what the original source is so MASSIVE GRAIN OF SALT but it’s… interesting

Source: @bloodmoonsaw on Twitter

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50 years later.

Same shit.

Different decade.

Different Century.

Slay ladies. And keep slaying.

“We are assembled here somewhat reluctantly to make the next award, which is for Best Achievement In Directing.”

Jane Fonda, Rosalind Russell, Natalie Wood, Ingrid Bergman and Diahann Carroll presenting at the 1969 Academy Awards [x]

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Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story

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I am so excited for this movie.

“Genie, I’m a street thief. Without you, what do I have to offer her?”

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this is totally me

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Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

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This is getting out of control. (photos via ZookeeperRachel)

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an icon, literally an icon