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going through customs at a US airport

airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?

me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*

airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

me: but i am

*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*

armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?

me: i dont know its a surprise!! 

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This is awesome. (X) @justolicity

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My current babies. Four dream come trues from my (endless) reading list.

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my current bucket list. one down so far 

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i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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breathtaking 

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I’m not good in taking pictures but I love this one in particular 

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One of the most memorable summer destination ever. Everything was just perfect especially the beach. 

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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

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Please, if you are feeling malnourished or hungry, eat.

Remember, we want “Sugar, We’re Going Down.”

Not “Blood Sugar, It’s Going Down.”

Stay punk.

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taylor swift

taylor strong

taylor angry

taylor smash