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RFK Jr. finally addresses society's need for a Lysenko who also thinks stories about dumping dead bears in parks is a wacky anecdote. Which is worse I feel

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the grocery store is like a covert operation. to me. you wouldn't get it. kowalski, status report.

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i’m obsessed with these…

(From DepthOfWikipedia on Instagram)

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uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

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for every stupid addition to star wars canon i like to imagine there’s a whole in-universe argument surrounding it. it doesn’t make the star wars less insufferable but it does make it funnier

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watching a video of a guy make a miniature model of a hydroelectric dam outside and like. just imagine that youre an ant living nearby like youve been helping in the colony for a few days so you decide to go to the pheromone trails to get some food but the path is now blocked by the fucking hoover dam

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Inspecting my grean

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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My cat gets so mad when I'm wearing a binder. She'll hop up on my chest and knead around for a bit, and when she realizes there's no tits, she screams like she's been shot.

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