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idk  if  any1  is  online  but  starter  call  ??  YEAH  ??  yeah

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has this been done before

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——— @fogclearer​ ♡’d!

            ❛ ne, kirigiri-chan. do you wanna hear a joke? of course you do! ❜

      NATURALLY, THERE’S HARDLY a negative space in between one sentence & the next when it concerns propositions—not that kokichi himself, of all people, gives a shit. sometimes. if there’s one thing that is consistent about his character, it’s inconsistency.

      that’s where kirigiri stands to be so different from someone such as himself: she’s grounded—the earth-bound kind of grounded—mature, a bit icy. but if she’s anything like an ultimate detective, perhaps her buttons wouldn’t mind a little push or two. or three.

            kokichi’s laugh comes before both the joke & the punchline, devious & dulcet, as he exclaims, ❛ what did the detective say when they found a mysterious hole in their yard? (by the way if you guess wrong, i’ll kill you!) ❜

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idk  if  any1  is  online  but  starter  call  ??  YEAH  ??  yeah

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spoonfeed me my kid cuisine meal or i will say the f word

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idk  if  any1  is  online  but  starter  call  ??  YEAH  ??  yeah

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hello  hello  !  it’s  me  ,  kokichi ouma  #  465736  ,  a  disgustingly  new  /  independent  /  private  writer  to  the  dr  rp  community  !  so  maaaaybe  if  you’re  interested  in  writing  with  me  or  you  just  wanna  help  me  out  ,  please  ♡  or  ↻  this  post  !  thankies  !

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i am evil and gay. i commune with the rats. i have 17 knives. i don’t have horns yet but i’m working on it.

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*makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*