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In elementary school I hated seating plans. In university I hate when someone takes the seat I’ve sat in all semester.
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i have no idea when was the last time I logged in here
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how did you find out you were pan?
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How to tell if fruits and veggies are ripe
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*sees friend is distressed* time for me to transform into The Mom Friend™
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More Tips for Dating Someone With Anxiety.
•Reassure them constantly. (This may be annoying but they will be thankful.)
•Keep them in the loop of your life. (This means share plans with them. It will keep them at ease.)
•Text them when you are on our way, or when you get home. (This may seem obnoxious but their brain will thank you.)
•Hugs. (After anxious days something as little as a hug can make things better.)
•Triggers. Identify them. (This one will be hard. Once you figure out what makes them anxious it will help you to make them feel safe.)
•No surprises unless you know it will make them happy. (Surprises can be hard to handle for anxious people. It will depend on their anxiety level.)
•Change is hard. (Try to limit major changes in your relationship if possible. Things will change but be ready to help your partner through it.)
•Be there. Just be there. (As complex as an anxiety disorder can get the best thing you can do is be there and let them know you care.)
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I just remembered that I have a tumblr.
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what she says: i'm fine
what she means: what is hotel california even about? is it about addiction? is it about capitalism? is it about religion? is it about consumerism? was it a prophecy forewarning us of the overlook hotel in stephen king's the shining? what does it mean to be tiffany-twisted and have the mercedes bends? does this refer back to america's obsession with material possessions? who is the captain? how does he know which type of wine the narrator drinks? who has a lovely face? what is their own device? what animal are they stabbing in the master's chambers? what are they programmed to receive? why can they never leave? who runs this hotel? is this sanitary? is this even legal? i cannot rest until this song has been decoded.
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i sent this photo to one of my friends
with the caption ‘motherfuckin bubbles. you best envy me’
and all he did was reply with ‘ARE YOU NAKED????’
i was like, ‘what??????????no???’
‘who the fuck takes a bath naked are you mad ???’
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There must be an awkward phase after a new president takes office when he doesn’t know if he should ask if aliens are real or not.
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#EVEN DROGON KNEW YOU DON’T BURN YOUR FAMILY
(for joannalannister)
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