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I just got woken up, from a nightmare, by the train going by shaking my bed, to find that duolingo randomly sent me the first notification in over a year, please understand my state of mind right now
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God: “Adam, I’ll let you name the birds”
Adam: “Tit”
God: “Uhh ok”
Adam: “Boobie”
God: “Stop naming them after breasts”
Adam: Looks at rooster
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Drawtober - The Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse by Samantha Mash
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Wish I could go back to those days again (when Overwatch was good)
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Croatian commentator literally fell dead silent for good 15 seconds when Israel intro came up and then started talking Sweden's venue fun facts lmaoooooooo
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Pretty sure the German jury was bribed with IKEA gift cards. Can't explain the 12 points to Sweden in any other way.
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