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collection of rubbermons inspired by @squeakitties :33

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DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE!!!!!!!

[ID: Several pictures showing off a Splatoon 3 Reefslider inflatable.]

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Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet

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Imagine pouncing

being 4 legged probably feels good as hell you're literally made to be twice as good at walking around. and baby i love walking around

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i deserve to be a big monster. i deserve to undergo a terrifying yet true and beautiful transformation

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all fours

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Soo yeah. I had to make this

(theres like 4 controllers worth of buttons left over)

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dunking your hand into a suspiciously enticing tub of a glossy black liquid and when u pull it out the goop has formed a paw around your hand. a very much non-dextrous cat paw, might i add. And it's spreading up your arm

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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imagine if something gay happened

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Now it needs to go into snowrunner>:3

-drive into mud for total a brick.

- Hit a pebble? Random change to completely destroy steering.

- Is it raining? Drive to a safe forest to keep the battery dry.

- what's a carrying capacity?

- no paint, upgrades, tires, etc only pain

-use the actual price

the fortnite cybertruck ordeal is so funny to think about

it's so so clear that this came about just because elon begged and begged for it with an unignorably large sum of money. epic devs have said openly on their twitter pages that not only do they not endorse tesla or musk due to the partnership, but they that actively loathed having to work on it

the cybertruck coming to fortnite was heralded with a teaser image and then a whole 30 second trailer, clearly meant to drum up hype and, ASSUMEDLY, drum up people to spend money on the cybertruck when it hit the item shop. it's currently obtainable completely for free, and in a specific way that's impossible to do on accident, as if people who don't want it at all can safely not get it

THE CYBERTRUCK ITSELF IS A CATASTROPHIC MESS INGAME! it's an suv/truck skin, which means that entering a truck/suv on the map will morph it into the cybertruck if you have it equipped. currently there's only an SUV with 4 interior seats. but the cybertruck shunts the two rear seats *TO THE EXPOSED TRUCK BED WITH NO COVER WHATSOVER*. also turning an SUV into a cybertruck, for some reason, completely disables the use of two powerful items (rocket fists and a summonable ghost ship) for the entire rest of the match

one of the custom decals for the cybertruck is the sledgehammer-induced broken glass

in rocket league (another f2p epic games title) the cybertruck, for some reason, doesn't have matching hitboxes At All and instead uses the same as The Hybrid, which is a rectangular box that's hard to manipulate the giant soccer ball with, and is considered bottom tier for competitive play. speculators thought the sloped windshield could grant *some* benefit but it doesn't even have that

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jurassic park music

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

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HAPPY PRIDE!! 🌈❤️ I had a lot of fun making designs with pride flag palettes :D These are all for sale on Toyhou.se, and I'll be taking pride customs on this base all month!!

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