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[lickedudontloveu]

You sure talk a lot, but would you actually /enjoy/ having your eyes gouged out? If not, you might wanna be a little careful around your.... patients.

“My patients are under paramilitary security. Trust me, if anything, it’s a little too safe around here.”

[lickedudontloveu]

Having sex outside sounds pretty adventurous but what if a bug crawl up ya asshole then what you gone do 

[lickedudontloveu]

Andrew, please let me clear out your pores, PLEASE. You got so many blackheads and biore strips aren't gonna do shit, please just let me touch your face. please.

“Sure, baby, lets make a night of it.”

[lickedudontloveu]

i wanna cut off your dick so i can trib with u

“Or, and this is just a hypothetical, we could do anything else.”

[lickedudontloveu]

"Ha, if I was a man you would be all over that, but it is never going to happen in your life. Beside, I will have way more standards than to hook up with you."

“Stay thy swordslike tongue,” he says, draping a hand over his brow and pretending to swoon under the weight of a sudden depression. “The psychotic girl wouldn’t let me sleep with her in a hypothetical genderbending situation. Truly I am wounded.”

[lickedudontloveu]

I get a feeling you're going to die on the crappy,

“By ‘crappy’, I assume you mean toilet. To which I say, is there a better place?”

[lickedudontloveu]

You never get the guy of your dreams.

“Cry me a goddamn river.”

[lickedudontloveu]

Have you ever stalked someone of the opposite sex because they were with someone that you wanted for yourself only?

“Why would I bother? That’s a hell of a lot of work for no reward, I can guarantee you.”

[lickedudontloveu]

When did Andrew discovered he was gay?

((it wasn’t so much a discovery, and he has had sexual relationships with women, he just prefers men. this post covers my headcanons for his past and explains more about his sexuality))

[lickedudontloveu]

Are you into transmen ?

“I’m into people, is that so hard to grasp?”

[lickedudontloveu]

send me a  ∞ for an inappropriate thought my muse has had about yours

[lickedudontloveu]

Send my character creepy anons so disturbing they'll need a cold shower!

more memes and things here!

[lickedudontloveu]

😘

😘: How does your muse show affection?

uncomfortable gifts and inappropriate commentary 

[lickedudontloveu]

Kiss kiss, Mrs. Sinclaire

lickedudontloveu for the icon thing

send me your url and i’ll post 3-5 icons that sum up my muse’s feelings on yours 

[lickedudontloveu]

i would like to gouge out your eyes, splash gasoline into the empty sockets, rip out your tongue, and then feed it to you.

“Awww, someone has ambition!”

[lickedudontloveu]

So are you gay?

“Are you an idiot,” he drawls, finally looking up at the other. “If you need a simple label for it, sure, I’m gay. Why, are you offering something?”

[lickedudontloveu]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend