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Every crew member on deck:

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Greater Clan Battle Leader Danil de Verra de Stoy, preparing to lead what remains of the Legion into a fight for the fate of the galaxy without her fellow joint commander and friend, Admiral Seph Adams, the only other person who had long been entrusted with knowledge of the secret plan that had ultimately brought them to that moment:

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All the ones we heard about seemed very Terran-centric. What about the Betraskan ration packet abominationz™️?

The ships food that is a running joke in the series? Like “just like real tacoz?”

its just American school lunch food

you cannot convince me otherwise

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- Squad 312 when Cat succumbs to the Ra’haam: fuck it, we bawl

- Squad 312 traveling through vents and shafts: fuck it, we crawl

- Squad 312 catching feelings and getting into relationships left and right: fuck it, we fall

- Squad 312 after their first assignment is a disaster: fuck it, we AWOL

- Squad 312 getting high: fuck it, tetrahydracannabinol

- Kal when shit breaks loose: fuck it, we brawl

- Finian in the past writing the note for Kal: fuck it, we scrawl

- Zila existing: fuck it, we small

- Syldrathi existing: fuck it, we tall

- Tyler the more shit continually hits the fan: fuck it, ditch protocol

- Auri after using her powers: fuck it, white eyeball

- Scarlett downloading Magellan: fuck it, install

- Magellan after constantly being told to enter Silent Mode: fuck you, I’m a know-it-all

- Caersan looking at Syldra: fuck it, kill em all

- Saedii to everything: fuck it, and fuck y’all

- The Ra’haam: fuck it, we all

- The Great Ultrasaur of Abraaxis IV: fuck it, we maul

- Gremps: fuck it, hairball

squad 312

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Bruh 💀

Hair has no metallic luster to it; it’s just straight up whitish grey. Eyes are more blue than violet. No innate gracefulness in their movements. They kinda just resemble a tall lanky human.

Imagine how insulting that’d be for a Syldrathi to be mistaken for a human.

I like the fact that all Syldrathi are meant to be beautiful because statistically there would still be a couple of Syldrathi who would still be kind of ugly. And I doubt this would be much of an insecurity because thats not how attraction works for them, meaning it would simply piss them off

some random person - oh hey....you don't look like most Syldrathi huh

Said Syldrathi - say it with your chest.

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Random thought but I hope Syldrathi don’t gotta deal with keloids.

A concerned Betraskan, to whom melanated skin is as foreign as any alien species: “Have you gotten that growth on your arm biopsied? It might be cancerous.”

An irritated Syldrathi, whose skin developed a keloid after healing from an injury: “It is a decade old scar, you fool.”

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Felt each one of these in my soul.

Istg though no one actually comprehends the “tap” part of “tap to pay.”

They be slapping their card down flat like they’re putting a shipping label on a box. Then after doing that, some people be sliding it around with their fingers like they’re tryna doing a record scratch. Others be making the sign of the cross over the card terminal. Some just immediately set their card on the screen before the terminal is ready to accept payment and then take it off and look confused that nothing happened. Then there are those who just be holding their whole ass wallet against the screen instead of taking out their card.

Squad 312 as things my coworkers have said to customers

Tyler - "Ma'am that breaks an uncomfortable amount of health and safety laws 😔"

Scarlett - "that comes to...omg no wait you're too hot to pay moneyy ugh i hate the patriarchy" (she meant the economy)

Cat - *directly in front of multiple customers during rush hour* "if i spend one more minute in this stupid fucking store I WILL buy a gun."

Finian - "so that's an iced bun and.....you're gay aren't you. *Customer shakes their head* it's ok. This is a safe space🥺"

Zila - "Tap your card..........tap it there..............tap. it. On the bit that's says TAP. THE. CARD."

Auri - *her first ever shift* "you want that sliced?......oh. ok I'm gonna be vulnerable right now, I would do that.....but the slicing machine is really scary." 😥

Kal - *held a finger up to a customer making an order because she was trying to find the perfect song to play over the Bluetooth*

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Absolutely insane choice but how very 🤌🏽 of you. I can’t exactly say shit bout Italian Fin cause I woulda said Polish Fin

ok i did not realize saying that i pictured fins voice to be kinda Italian would be so controversial 😔😔

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I’ve only ever been to the south four times in my life. Texas all four times. The most recent being like six years ago. But I see it. I see the vision.

i really feel like the jones twins are from the south. as a southern girl myself, they are southern.

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Questions about Betraskans/Trask:

- What kind of rituals do they have surrounding death and mourning? Does it vary by clan?

- Do they have any holidays they observe akin to Día de los Muertos?

- Fin off handedly mentions a tri-soul departure ceremony at one point so like wtf is that?

- Do some Betraskans have wild final requests (if that’s something they do)? Does their society have a “donate my body to science” option? Or organ donation?

- Do they do cremation? Do dead Betraskans become plant food? Is embalming a thing? Are there mausoleums? Cemeteries?

- Like they already live underground so is it common to even do burials? Is it like NOLA where they can’t really dig into the ground cause of the water table so people’s tombs are above ground?

- Do they have a version of a sky burial of sorts where someone’s body is placed on the surface of the planet to decompose and be eroded by the harsh gritty wind storms?

- Black is already the standard color for a lot of their wardrobe so what kinds of attire do they wear if there is a sort of wake and/or mourning period?

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They all look so good.

I’m over here frothing at the mouth

My gal Zila in 100 meter tall golden statue form ✨

Bless your soul for creating this

anyone hungry for some art 😏

this obsession will never die

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Yeah I make OCs

Original

Classes of ship for the Aurora cycle

I need a visual encyclopedia of AC and illuminae

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Everyone wants to murder Finian and dump his body overboard because he hid code somewhere in some system that triggers The Lonely Island’s “I’m On A Boat (feat. T-Pain)” to play through the ship-wide speakers at random intervals and he refuses to tell anyone how to make it stop.

Aurora cycle AU where instead of being in space they are on a boat. Exactly the same plot but they are just on a big sailing ship. The legion is called the fleet instead

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scar would be the type of person to cut random wires in her car until the check engine light turns off

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Tis the season

Nobody:

Me, making a typo while writing:

Please tell me someone gets this

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oh i just knowwww kal a munch

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Just thinking about the other Legion squads who have a Syldrathi member. With 312 like yeah Zila’s short and Cat’s on the taller side of average but Tyler, Scarlett, and Fin are all tall, and Kal still got hella inches on all of them. Like, imagine a squad that’s all short and average height Terrans and Betraskans, and then a Syldrathi just towering over everyone.

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Pets I think Squad 312 would have, but it's very specific

Tyler - The obvious choice is a golden retriever, but I think he would love and own a pitbull/staffy. Her name is Luna, (he's not a creative guy) and even though she looks scary, she's an absolute baby who loves being cradled. She sits on his chest as much as she can, and even though Tyler originally wanted to train her to do tricks, the best she's got is sit and shake. Has the biggest baby eyes that can make Ty do anything 🥺 It's not uncommon to hear Tyler say; "Luna, jump. Luna, Lu- that's not - naw, you can have a treat for being cute :("

Scarlett - she's really not much of an animal gal, but she found the tiiiniest little kitten on the street one day that latched onto her, and she never let her go. Y'know the type, the little ones that put their whole body into meowing and it's just a tiny squeak. Its a little white cat, and she named it Bae <3 absolutely pampers the little thing with treats and a massive cat climbing thing in her room that the lil thing can't even get up 💕 she combs Bae's hair often, and both of them love it. Especially when Scarlett is gossiping with Auri or Fin while doing so. She carries Bae in her purse everywhere she goes, like a scifi equivalent of the 2000's poodle.

Cat - a bird, (obviously) but specifically a parrot. She probably got it through some drunk deal at a pub one night, and figured, eh, it has wings, may as well keep it. She named him Raptor (she was sixteen and edgy), and Raptor is a MENACE. Bites fingers until they bleed, screams as loud as possible at the most inconvenient times and pisses on your shoulder. But it's worth it in Cat's eyes, because he listens to her and she taught him to say cuss words. She says that he calls everyone a motherfucker because of whoever owned him last, but everyone knows the truth.

Finian - He's a frog guy. He is SUCH a frog guy. Dariel has fish, Fin has frogs. Like Scarlett, he's not one for animals, but mainly because he doesn't like animals that are less....animal. Anything with fur, for example. (Cuz Gremps, etc) If it can learn to open a door, that's already a bit weird for him. However, little slimy things are ok with him. He has five little frogs named Ian, Keith, Andrew, Graham, and David. (He thought it was funny) They're all small and adorable, and quite frankly have very little behind the eyes. Anything more high- maintenance is very inconvenient for him, so his little office things are perfect. However, Bae has a very soft spot in his heart.

Aurora - Rabbit!!!! She has the cutest little bunny that Kal gave her for her birthday after discovering how much she loves them, and she ADORES her little fluffball. His name is Merlin, a little white ball of poof who Auri squeals over almost every day. He has a massive cage, decorated to the nine, but he's almost never in there because Auri is holding him so often. So often, in fact, she forgets he's there sometimes, going to pick something else up on instinct, where Kal will immediately pick up Merlin in replacement. It's a system. She has a pale purple leash for him and everything 😭 (shes so cute djsjsjsnskanajxfja

Zila - Every animal shes ever had is a science experiment 💀 however, Nari has a little sausage dog named Diddles, and since Nari loves Diddles, Zila ....tolerates Diddles. He gives her a MEAN stink eye, and she will respond fully conversationally. Nari will be like, "Yay you're both getting along! :D" and as soon as she leaves, Diddles will look Zila dead in the eye until she starts yapping about the tax bracket to him, silent passive-aggressive energy being thrown between the two.

Kal - Listen, Aurora is so infatuated with Merlin, there's no room for any more animals between them. However, Kal really likes animals in general, and there's a farm of Yeins near their house on New Syldra - they're the equivalent of Horses, but more dragon-like. He loves spending days there when Auri is busy, and volunteers there often when he can. There's one particular Yein named Kirai who is his favorite, and she's a gentle thing who likes to play cheeky tricks on him, like hiding the buckets 🥺 I can see him taking care of most animals, honestly, and is more than happy to babysit any of the Squad's pets when needed. He also has plenty of plants :)