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#60s #90s #vintage #vintagemagazines #seventeen

August 1995. ‘Can you dig it? The groovy '60s are back, with go-go boots, Jackie O shades and hip handheld bags.’

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dan and phil tumblr is alive again

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women love me for my weak ankles and nervous disposition. it makes them want to hug me so hard it breaks my back like a glowstick

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my toxic trait is that when i'm in a bad mood i go to the r/roastme subreddit and leave oddly specific comments like, "i saw you eating aa hotdog at asda" and " mr. wilson said our assignment was postponed btw" just to shake the table and confuse people.

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they're beautiful

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i'd kill for her <3

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they're a little jumpy on their way in and the crunch of the wood gets interrupted by the crunch of their exoskeletons, but on their way out it's a breeze.

Guys what are your opinions on ants on a log??

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i spent an hour on this

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m-m-mindbreak hentai? you wanna talk bestie?

So about that Powerpuff script leak...

IS THIS WHAT FUCKING CHARACTERS IN MINDBREAK HENTAI FEEL LIKE? I FEEL SO GODDAMNED FUCKING DIRTY, LIKE MY MIND HAS BEEN HORRIBLY SODOMIZED AND PUMMELED INTO MUSH!

Fucking we got Bubbles as a former drug addict? Professor Utonium is a terrible abusive father? Blossom straight slaughters a motherfucker, and Buttercup apparently is an extremely unfaithful partner. Way to go CW, you PAID someone to write this and you better hope whatever re-working you do with this is nowhere NEAR this level of buffoonery

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is drake dr. plutonium? because i thought drake was blossoms baby daddy due to tiktok...idk about blossom being a mom but whatever.

no because what the fuck is this

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ah so these are the 'disillusioned twenty-somethings' i keep hearing so much about.

hi what the fuck is this 🤡

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not even our lady of film and television Diablo Cody couldn't fix this trainwreck.

I think the most depressing thing about that leaked Powerpuff script was that it was written by 2 adult women. What the fuck happened there. How do 2 adult women come up with something THIS intrinsically misogynistic and anti-feminist

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inagine

inagine working a shitty ass minimum wage at some fuckin gas station on the side of the road in the middle of buttcrack missouri where you havent had a single customer in like a week and a half and suddenly you hear the dudty ass bell chime like a sweet song from god telling you that the door opened so you look up from your seventeen magazine from 2012 you found on the side of the road that youre only reading because its the only thing distracting yourself from your own mortality so you look up from the magazine and standing in front of the checkout desk its the fucking pope. wearing the full fucking pope getup in all his glory a foot in front of you watching you read a mud stained magazine where bella thorne talks about her favorite prints to mix and match and the pope is still a paying customer so you just smile and say hi how can i help you? :) and he just fucjing stares at you with his cold dead pope eyes and slowly raises his sceptre into the air and then bangs it on the ground so hard that the tile broke and thats either coming out of your paycheck or just never getting fixed at all and he hasnt broken eye contact with you since you first saw him and he smells like the pope probably smells and he tells you he demands your finest dobby pussy indulgence may god bless your soul. what would you do how would you feel if that was something that happened to you