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my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine
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These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.
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abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back
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I hope you have a relationship that’s real for once and you are sure of where you are in their life. I hope you’re not a distraction or a past time or something to be used. But a love, a sweetheart, a muse. I hope you are something to somebody and that they are just as crazy about you as you are for them.
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someone: does anything better than me, ever
me on the outside: haha way to go!! im so happy for you 😊
me on the inside: 🔪🔪🔪
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