lexsy-love
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My obsessions change constantly, stay tuned.
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This reporter’s reaction to Donald Trump shitting all over the most obvious softball question is my new most favorite thing of ever.
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last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.
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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY
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Tiny wild mice in their natural environments. See lots more at the source: X
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when you see a cute service dog but you can’t pet them bc they’re just trying to do their job
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it’s not hard to incorporate they/them pronouns into a fantasy world some of y’all are just cowards
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u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda
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i was curious what the other side of the moon looked like so i googled it and
i’m so glad we got the side we did the moon’s ass ugly
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a fic writer: *ends a chapter with huge drama and ugly tears* ‘til the next update!
me:
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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
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