lexolas221
Lexolas221
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I don't even know. You can always tell what fandom I'm in though. .
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lexolas221 · 2 days ago
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lexolas221 · 3 days ago
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I was talking with @brookesmartt and we realized that Caleb has a few very clear types. So obviously we had to make a Venn diagram
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lexolas221 · 3 days ago
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hey do you like smart gays who their idea of a date is sitting and reading together. Where one's an orphan and the other is super powerful to a point strong magic could be done in their sleep?? try Shadowgast today!
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lexolas221 · 4 days ago
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lexolas221 · 6 days ago
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lexolas221 · 6 days ago
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lexolas221 · 6 days ago
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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.
So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"
But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:
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And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)
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Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.
And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize
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They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy
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lexolas221 · 7 days ago
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Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -
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why are your legs so long?
I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?
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lexolas221 · 7 days ago
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sometimes i just think about this and laugh. peak D&D, turning the potential baddies to the other side via magic and redheads.
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lexolas221 · 9 days ago
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It's them
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lexolas221 · 11 days ago
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lexolas221 · 11 days ago
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lexolas221 · 11 days ago
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he's tired
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lexolas221 · 11 days ago
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psychic *reads my mind*
Me;
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lexolas221 · 15 days ago
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is this him
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lexolas221 · 16 days ago
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I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts
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lexolas221 · 17 days ago
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“You can’t promise that.”
“Uh, of course I can, just did, didn’t I?”
Extra:
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