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Dark Bargains For CriticalRole The Chronicles of Exandria - The Mighty Nein Vol II.

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essek regarding his romantic life:

Meanwhile, caleb:

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So I went back to watch the cast of CR react to The Legend of Vox Machina kick starter goals being destroyed and couldn’t help but notice a similarity.

They’re the same picture.

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Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

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Honestly, sometimes you need to do manic pixie dream girl shit as a fully 29-year-old man and it's literally okay. I still buy those little perforated Valentines they make for kids to give to each other at school and keep them in my pocket to hand out to cashiers and strangers the first two weeks of February, and it does not matter at all if people think I'm annoying for doing it because I could easily kill myself instead. Take it easy, keep it sleazy.

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I DONT KNOW WHICH SCENARIO I LIKE MORE

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Bisexual lightning everybody give it up for bisexual lightning

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what if felix pavus (dorian x trevelyan kiddo) was rook

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some gems from the donation reel

[Image IDs: A series of donation names: "bjald fjord come homes to me", "essek's well-kept feet", "Bolo is Predathos (Confirmed)", "I filled Dorian's keep with monsters", "C-Pop Industries Shipping Department", "essek's very tired thesis advisor"]

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Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

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out of context transphobic ganon

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remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

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K

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