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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

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I work in a dog boarding facility and some of the dogs in your crusty white dog print are so 1 to 1 identical to dogs we've had stay with us (in particular the chihuahua looks exactly like Buddy, the chihuahua/slug hybrid who is so horribly bred he can barely walk under his own power) that I've purchased it and am now trying to convince my manager to let me hang it in the office when it arrives. Thank you for this gift

oh good!! I live in a neighbourhood of crusty white immortal dogs, so it really is 100% a reflection of reality (with no exceptions)

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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont. 

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that meme is so old it can drive next year [suddenly remembering the meme is only 11 years old] but not well

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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foods that will poison cats:

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

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F1 grey wolf x poodle crosses bred by Erik Zimen as part of a study on dog domestication. 

Footage from BBC Horizon, 1969

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So y’all know the classic edge trope of “my blade cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood”? What if a magic sword that has that requirement, except it’s sort of inverted. A sword that, instead of being inhabited by an evil spirit which once awakened cannot be lulled back to sleep except by blood sacrifice, was inhabited by a benevolent spirit who would not allow the sword to be drawn unless bloodshed were the only possible solution. A sword whose power could never be misused because it would only allow itself to be used in situations where it was justified. What about a Paladin who spends their entire journey fighting with a sheathed sword, incapacitating but never killing or maiming. The party believes that the Paladin has taken an oath of no killing, until they face the big villain. And it is in that moment, and that moment alone, that the sword will allow itself to be drawn.

Idk, this image set my mindwheels a-turning.

But do y’all see the vision?

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hey, don't cry. 40,000 in small bills in the bag, alright? quickly

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Haven’t posted here much bc I’ve mostly been active on Discord and Twitter, but I’ve started posting my art on Cara!

It seems like a really cozy and comfortable artist platform so far, really encourages sharing & commenting on others art imo. Definitely recommend checking it out if you haven’t already, it feels like some older art communities ❤️

Here’s my profile! Check me out too~