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Time is relative; its only worth depends upon what we do as it is passing.

ID: Digital Good Omens Fanart; 4 paintings of Aziraphale and Crowley through different eras The upper left corner shows them in the Ottoman Empire in the 1890s, both of them are wearing şalvar, vests and gömlek. Aziraphale is reaching for a plate of güllac that Crowley is holding out to him. The bottom left corner shows Aziraphale and Crowley presenting female and wearing 1960s american fashion. Crowley is leaning smugly towards Aziraphale, dressed as a beatnik. Aziraphale has one hand resting against Crowleys chest, while the other is dabbing a handkerchief at their cheek. Their face is covered with lipstick marks. Aziraphale is dressed in upperclass fashion. The top right shows Aziraphale and Crowley as they appeared in the 1827 Edinburgh flashback. They're walking arm in arm while Crowley is looking over at Aziraphale who is looking excitedly at falling snowflakes. The bottom right shows them dressed for the american southwest. Aziraphale is presenting male and Crowley female. End ID.

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your honor he's a freak bitch ❗❗❗

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a world without trans people has never existed and never will

prints

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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

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"Shut Your Stupid Mouth And Die Already."

Let me count the number of times I've read how Crowley protected Aziraphale by not telling him what Gabriel said at his execution...

Well. First of all, why would Crowley want to hurt the angel even more. They both just went through huge trauma, why add to it. And no, Aziraphale does not need to know what exactly was said, he knows very well that Heaven just tried to kill him.

Plus, the day before, they punched him. They always made fun of him. They refused to listen to his concerns. Aziraphale knows what Heaven is.

What I'd like to point out is that yes, Aziraphale makes the clearly distressed Crowley laugh by telling him about the rubber duck and the towel. But he doesn't do that because he had fun in hell.

What he does not do to Crowley, is telling him that they MURDERED SOMEONE IN FRONT OF HIS EYES

WITH HOLY WATER

In front of THIS angel's eyes:

If Aziraphale slept, he'd have been battling terrifying nightmares about Crowley dying via contact with holy water for centuries by the point of Armageddont. Not to say he wasn't plagued by the fear of it happening or anything else happening to Crowley.

And I can't imagine the terrors he went through AFTER what he witnessed in Hell.

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So, I started reading this fic, ‘Old Vines’.

And I fell in love with the author‘s version of Crowley who gives a sh*t about gender representation♥️

And I’m horrible with writing comments, but I enjoy doing fanart. So thank you for your wonderful story, @sevdrag ♥️ This is for you ☺️

The story is a true bliss to read so far and i’m greatly enjoying your work! (and now I want to try californian wines lmao)

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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Bata Shoe Museum: T. E. Lawrence's gay sandals

Me: If anything will do numbers on Tumblr

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im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

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Hey kid, look at me.

I want you to T-pose. Turn your right thumb up and your left thumb doen and look at your right thumb. Move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm. Now turn your right thumb down and your left thumb up, and look at your left thumb. Keep your chest facing forward and your shoulders back. Move your arms again until you feel that nerve again. Keep alternating between these two for a minute, or look at each thumb thirty times each.

Now sit down. Put your left hand firmly under your left buttock, palm down. Keep your shoulders back and put your right hand over the crown of your head, very gently pulling it to the right. Do this for thirty seconds, then do it again but with your right hand under your right buttock.

These are stretches for the nerves in your arms, and are very good for people who sit behind a computer a lot, or fibre artists, or you name it. Do them daily. They will hurt in the beginning, but keep doing them, even after the pain has gone, or it will return and you'll have to start all over.

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Update from the man himself

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mfs be like "I can handle your disorders" until your disorders disorder disorderly

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😈: Angel, I believe we will need a new couch. ----- Their relationship isn't always nice & sweet, it's sometimes saucy too. 🤣

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