I don't even know why you're here, but welcome. Welcome to city 17. I go by the name of Lew the Dew, or simply Lew. ISTJ. I really like cake. A lot.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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"Sigil" by Sean Mundy , 2014
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Why is there a cup attached to the wall of this Taco Bell
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Straight White Boy Problem #11
When she doesn’t have a kik
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Did you know that due to American Public Law 94-479, by the 94th Congress, George Washington is protected from being outranked by any officer in past, present, and future? Meaning if there’s a 6th star general, Washington is automatically upgraded to 7th. There is a law dedicated to preserving Washington’s badass status.
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Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]
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we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
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"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
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FOX affiliate accidentally broadcasts dick pic
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