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Y’all I hate Owen Hunt so much. Every time he’s on screen I’m filled with nothing but pure anger

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There is absolutely no reason why Meredith Grey has not gone back and gotten double certified in general and neuro

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Every day am privileged, not just because of the color of my skin but because I have a platform where I am able to reach hundreds of people with a click of a button. I am not in a place to educate anyone regarding the black lives matter movement but I can, and will use the privilege that this account gives me to share resources to help you educate yourself and give you a way to take action to help the movement.

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This is my ongoing list of grey’s characters that deserve better

1. Henry Burton- he was cute and funny. Plus if he was still here I wouldn’t have to watch Owen be such a lil bitch

2. Dr. Thomas- aka Christina’s Minisota bestie. His death was weird. He was too cool to just drop dead like that

3. Heather Brooks- I love her. She would probably make my top ten list of favorite characters. She was the best and her death sucked, and then no one had anything nice to say about her? Not okay

4. Harriet Kepner-Avery- where is she? Jackson’s still there so she can’t be too far right? Everyone else at least talks about their kids

5. Nico Kim- Okay the writers just did him dirty this season. Like you don’t want him and Levi together anymore so what? Break them up you do it all the time, but the weird still in the closet story line doesn’t work for me

6. Lexi Grey- She was a great, and you know what I get them wanting to kill her with Mark okay? I get it, but I get so angry every time someone says anything about it being Meredith’s name on the building, because that wasn’t the point. Lexi deserves to be remembered

7. The Trailer- Derek’s trailer was there for everyone when no one else was. It was loved and important and then Owen just sells it? I’m sorry no. It doesn’t deserve that. It is part of this family and he deserves to be loved

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Levi: I don’t find the rock attractive. If it wasn’t him I think that I would but I see him too much as a father figure. I watched the game plan too many times as a child

Meredith: Levi why are you telling me this?

Levi: Because I needed to tell someone and you’re the only one here

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✨ nico and levi ✨

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Levi: Nico poprocks pop because of the carbon dioxide in them and you know what’s ruining the atmosphere? Carbon dioxide. The solution of global warming is poprocks

Nico: umm I don’t think so

Levi: Yesss. We make a whole lot. Just like a fuck ton and then bury them in waterproof containers and then they never go off and everything’s good and global warming is no more!

Nico: You are so dumb

Levi: Maybe but I’m also right

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Levi: I’m gonna shave my head.

Nico: I’m going to break up with you.

Levi: no you aren’t we’re married

Nico: I said sickness and health not chosen baldness

Levi: that’s not fair I would stay with you if you shaved your head

Nico: and for that you are a better person than me. I just couldn’t do it

Levi: I would even stay with you if you got a face tattoo

Nico: no you wouldn’t

Levi: you’re right. I wouldn’t

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Nico: Do you ever wonder if when a women dies while giving birth she’s reincarnated as her own baby

Levi: No I don’t

Nico: Okay

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Levi: I just really can’t believe that Teddy chose Hunt over Koracick

Nico: And she didn’t even tell him that she was having the baby

Levi: Really makes you lose respect for the girl

Nico: Who even likes Hunt?

Levi: I know! Why do these strong badass women keep on falling for him

Nico: He must have a huge dick

Levi: Oh 100%

Nico: Also he’s not even fun to be around

Levi: Yeah when was the last time he walked into a room and it didn’t immediately get weird and tense

Nico: Literally never. I don’t think I’ve ever even heard him make a joke. Also do you know how many times he’s been married?

Levi: Seriously he’s the Ross Geller of Grey Sloan Memorial

Nico: Wait didn’t he leave here to work with Alex

Levi: Oh it’s not going to last. He’s just pouting about Koracick standing up to him

Nico: Poor guy can’t handle other people very well can he. Maybe he needs some friends?

Levi: Oh fuck no

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Levi: Nico what even are refried beans

Nico: I mean I’m pretty sure that they’re beans

Levi: but what makes them refried

Nico: Levi I love you but I really don’t-

Levi: Oh my god Nico nobody cares the foods coming

Nico: Oh fuck you

Levi: I mean I figured that that was where the night was headed but like I said the food is coming

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what do you mean, whipped?

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Nico: Levi refuses to walk alone at night because he’s afraid of being kidnapped

Jo: I mean as far as fears go that one seems pretty reasonable

Nico: Oh I don’t think that you understand he won’t walk anywhere alone at night. To his car, down the hallway into my apartment, to the kitchen

Jo: Okay so maybe not very reasonable

Nico: No, not at all, but I love him

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Maggie: welcome to the third meeting of the boys suck club. As you can see we have two new members Levi and Nico

Amelia: yeah so why are these boys in our club

Meredith: I invited Schmitt. I like talking to him and my kids love him. And I like to think that they have good taste in people

Maggie: Yeah If we’re being honest I invited Nico. He hates trash men more than anyone I’ve ever met

Amelia: well then welcome to the club. Today’s first topic is how we are just all so over the pile of trash that is Owen Effing Hunt

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Levi: Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s your present

Nico: Thanks but why do I get a present? You realize this is like the one the holiday where nobody gives presents right?

Levi: I know I just saw this and thought of you, and I couldn’t wait to give it to you

Nico: This is a tiny figurine clown playing a violin

Levi: yes

Nico: I love it so so much

Levi: Do you really? Or are you lying to make me feel good about my self

Nico: I am weirdly being 100% honest. It’s so odd and goes with nothing I own but I love it

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“He dumped my sister and you put him on your service!?”