Levin Pratte • Non-Binary Transmasc • He/She/They • Writer/Artist • California Bay Area • Millennial • Main Blog, Content Non-specific • Anxiety/Depression • Democratic Socialist • College Dropout • Armchair Philosopher • Keyboard Warrior • Just a little guy
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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
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Pls reblog this picture I drew I’m trying to become famous
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Price caps
It's not enough to pay people more, we also have to make price gouging enforceably illegal
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ppl in the north don't believe in god as much because it barely lightnings up there. northerners don't even worry about getting smote. that's why the bible belt is all humid states
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A lot of people, today, feel shellshocked and depressed and can't believe they have to go to work. Me too! That's what's going on here. Uh, but I will say, it is an honor to be on television while women are still allowed to be.
TAYLOR TOMLINSON Shares Her Thoughts on the 2024 Election Results
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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I think it's important to remember, as a rule of thumb, if you take advantage of a social service, it actually makes it easier for other people who need that service to access it. Most of the time, when these services get cut, it's because politicians will look at usage and say "see, no one is really using this thing, we can afford to trim the budget for food stamps by at least half". Whereas if you decide to step up and use these programs, even if you feel like you "don't really need it", at bare minimum it's another data point advocates can use to say "hey, look, people are using this thing, this is an important service we are providing, do not cut our funding".
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