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UAGGG IVE BEEN SO STUMPED IT’S HAPPENING I SWEARRR
Also to the peeps who thought asmo should be the one I’m drawing, I actually ran a poll on Twt too! Asmo’s comin right after Levi ^^
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MC: Next guy to piss me off. I'm clawing their eyes out.
Asmo: No-no, hon! You can't do that!
MC: Why?
Asmo: You'll ruin your nails! That's why! I worked so hard on them after all!
MC: Ah...That's true.
Asmo: *pulls out a knife from his bag*
Asmo: Here. Use this instead. It'll do the job well and you won't ruin your nails if you use it right~! ♡
MC: OH! 💕
*MC is about to grab the knife from Asmo but it's suddenly taken away by Lucifer*
Lucifer: THERE WILL BE NO USE OF KNIVES FOR SUCH THINGS, YOU TWO!
Asmo and MC: Awww...
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Shower Levi but my headcanons AND his demon form 😈
Suggested by @fullofbees (btw this is where I post now lol)
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Hello Obey Me fandom... it's me again...
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Sometimes I hear some people say that Asmo shouldn't be called a narcissist both by the game and the fandom, and at first I agree, but their reasoning is almost never the fact that "narcissist" doesn't just mean "self-obsessed" and is used to describe a real disorder that people struggle with, but some wrong fact that actual narcissists are much more evil and manipulative and Asmo would never be like that. For example, a writer that I like has recently said a similar thing and it really disappointed me to see that many people in the fandom think that. I would try to educate her (the writer) but they turned their anon asks off due to some previous drama and I don't want to have my name attached to the ask since I'm scared that her fans and other people who agree with her will attack me like they did to other people that share the same opinion as me. I really hope that she will educate herself on the matter and apologize but I'm pretty sure that won't happen since other people that think "narcissism = bad person" have proven to me countless times that they are very close minded and would rather call you manipulative before admitting that they were spreading harmful misinformation. I'm kind of straying away from Obey Me here but what I'm basically saying is I hoped that the fandom would be more supportive and respectful towards people with npd, unlike the other fandoms I've been in. It's just really depressing to see people defend the actions of a fictional demon then turn around and bluntly insult real people just because they assume a bad family member might have had npd just because they were abusive. It might not be very important to other people but it's very important to me, imagine hearing only bad things about the thing that you struggle with everywhere, not only online by random people and in movies, but also in real life, having literal therapist refusing to work with you because of misinformation, and then going to the fandom space you feel safe at and hearing the same thing all over again. Sorry if this was a bit long, I needed to say this somewhere anonymously. (T_T)
— Anon
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Happy (late) Birthday Asmo!


The one I made last year

For comparison~
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Happy Birthday Levi! 🧡
Just a cozy lil snek boi on his birfday 😊🧡
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You ever just... yell about #levimon??
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Atzi’s Bag:
・A satchel, because they're as good as a backpack and make a great weapon
・His DDD, along with wired earbuds for music.
. His wallet, a red bull for sleepless nights, his glasses cause this bitch can’t see
. His phone for calling his family in the human realm (bribed levi to make it for him)
・Some gifts from the brothers because it’s really sweet to them that he’s been given all these things
・Snacks for him and beel because if he doesn’t eat he gets really sick and he was recently threatened into taking care of himself
・A curling iron for asmo, gloves for lucifer or himself, period and heat products for himself levi asmo and satan, peppermint oil to wake up belphie with.
. His notebook for his writing and all the writing utensils a human (or a demon) could need. Has used several of them as weapons to great success
I saw this trend going around on Twitter and decided to tweak it a bit.
What does your MC/self-insert look like and what do they keep in their bag?
・✦ body type A / body type B / bag
Feel free to explain the things in their bag, the Picrew has quite a lot of options. Tag a friend to do it as well if you like!
I'll tag @doodlboy, @glamphantasm, @rubystarraven, @dcvilgrams, and @spicymoodle! Hope you all don't mind.
Sano's Bag:
・✦ A satchel, because they're really quite handy for when a backpack takes up too much space.
・✦ His DDD, of course, along with wired earbuds for music.
・✦ His wallet, and a key FOB to Mammon's car, as well as the key to the House of Lamentation.
・✦ A handkerchief just in case. Various little trinkets that he thinks look neat and takes home to make jewelry from.
・✦ Snacks for Beel in case there isn't food available. He always keeps at least two.
・✦ Lip balm for Asmo, his Switch for Levi, an extra pair of gloves for Lucifer, and a blanket for when Belphie falls asleep somewhere he really shouldn't be sleeping.
・✦ His tablet for when he wants to draw and can't bring other sketching supplies with him. It's a lot more discreet.
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Levi in 2b? 🧡
Tysm!
Wonder what he's listening to...
@leviathanshusband
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Leviathan style experiment, but I got VERY distracted, and now he is a Glitchy Dude
@leviathanshusband
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Rapid-Fire Older Brothers Headcanons
Mammon and Leviathan have an ongoing bet regarding which one of them has given Lucifer the most grey hairs. Neither of them dare to actually ask Lucifer, though, so it's mostly hypothetical.
Lucifer, as we all know, likes classical music. Sometimes, Levi will try to see how many classical or orchestral versions of random meme songs or game tracks he can play in a row before Lucifer notices what they're listening to. How long he can keep the bit going for varies wildly depending on how familiar Lucifer is with the original songs, but generally, he gets at least a solid five minutes of Lucifer, completely oblivious, listening to the wildest stuff. Mammon usually ends up filming this. A gif they made of Lucifer dancing along to Rush E has become a reaction image in every single group chat he isn't in.
Leviathan will ALSO often play those "[song] but terrible" or "[song] but I got distracted" videos to see how long it takes Lucifer to notice. Those ones tend to get noticed far quicker, though.
Mammon is really into found object art and scavenging for craft supplies. Somewhere, in a desk drawer, Lucifer has a necklace made out of can pull tabs and pretty rocks that he looks at whenever he's mad. Leviathan's favourite coaster is made out of bottlecaps with words and flowers and game logos painted on them. Most of the "mess" in Mammon's room is actually just stuff he hasn't gotten around to actually making into art yet.
Lucifer, Mammon, and Leviathan have a Minecraft server. It wasm originally just Levi trying to suggest a way for Lucifer to destress, but now it's just them goofing off. Levi built a squid cannon outside of Mammon's base. Lucifer will regularly leave signs in Levi's base, reminding him to drink water and eat something if he's been online for too long. Mammon once lured the Warden all the way to Lucifer's base, named it "Stess," and just... Logged out. Lucifer still hasn't forgiven him.
Sometimes, Leviathan will just walk into Mammon's room, throw something at him, and run for his life. Mammon always catches him. This is always completely unprompted, and nobody knows why he does this. It's just funny to him.
Lucifer has a habit of just staring at people, silently, with no discernible expression. His brothers tend to assume that this means he's angry at them. In reality, it's just because his brain is stuck in a loop of "Baby. Little brother. Tiny. Precious. Little tiny baby. Fragile. Baby. Small." He can't help it. Sometimes, he just randomly remembers how young and fragile his brothers are in comparison to him, and just... Short-circuits. Just full-on bluescreens. He also occasionally does this with Cerberus, but - due to Cerberus being a dog - he'll typically just start actually baby-talking the Goodest Three-Headed Boy. Mammon has caught him doing this a few times.
Levi and Mammon both journal to help them organize their thoughts. Levi's journal is more like a mix of a scrapbook and a diary, full of polaroid photographs and long, poetic accounts of his experiences and emotions. Mammon's journal is more practical, mostly being used to keep track of upcoming events, important things that happened that day, to-do lists, and notes from class or meetings.
Mammon keeps a list of every single person who Leviathan is mad at, and actively refuses to do business with any of them.
Lucifer can drink an entire pot of coffee in less than five minutes. And often does.
Levi & Mammon used to show up to Lucifer's room in the middle of the night back in the Celestial Realm whenever they had nightmares, and bully him into tucking them in and singing them lullabies until they were ready to go back to sleep. They don't do that anymore because they consider themselves too grown up, but there have been a few times that they've seriously considered it. Levi occasionally goes as far as Lucifer's door before changing his mind. If he didn't change his mind, Lucifer would still gladly sing him to sleep - because no matter how big they get, they're still his baby brothers, and he still loves them dearly. But he'd also absolutely hold it over his head for weeks.
Mammon's immune system is near Olympian, and Lucifer's is pretty damn good, too. Leviathan, however, gets sick every single time that someone so much as breathes in his general direction wrong. Whether this is why he never leaves his room or because he never leaves his room is up to interpretation.
One time, one of Mammon's crows got hurt - and for literal months, the entire house was flooded with them while the little guy recovered. There were at least a hundred. They were everywhere. Thanks to this, they're now very familiar with the rest of brothers, too - and can occasionally be found following them around.
Leviathan doesn't just sew his own cosplays - he also sews the vast majority of his clothes. He's also usually the person who fixes the rest of the family's clothes whenever they get damaged, since only him and Asmo have any sewing knowledge whatsoever. One time, Levi made matching plushies for the twins on their birthday.
@leviathanshusband
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Completely average human people are cool and valid, but consider: MCs who are just as "weird" as Levi. If not significantly weirder.
MCs who are VERY intense about their hobbies. MCs who are worryingly knowledgeable about hyper-specific, vaguely worrying subjects. MCs who just kind of... Know Things?? And the brothers don't know why??
Like, for instance:
MCs who developed a hyperfixation on "advanced interrogation techniques" while studying history, and thus know about methods of torture that even Lucifer won't touch.
MCs who are really interested in forensics and crime scene examination, and can often be found having debates with Satan about how some detective novels handle crime scenes.
MCs who know an outright ominous amount about the process of human decomposition, and refuse to explain why. It's because they grew up with The Hearse Song, but the brothers don't need to know that.
MCs who can guess, with pretty decent accuracy, whether or not something they're served is dangerous. They just got really into foraging at some point, so they know what toxic plants tend to look/smell like.
MCs who immediately took to potions class like a house on fire, because they were really into chemistry in highschool, and this is basically just magic chemistry to them.
MCs who can craft curses that would make even Barbatos uncomfortable, because they're a horror author, so they know what makes for a good nightmare scenario.
MCs who are really into art, specifically hyper-realistic painting, and thus know an unsettling amount about human anatomy. And stain removal. And memorizing things they're looking at, down to the finest details.
MCs who are entomologists, and as such, literally cannot stop asking Beel questions about his demon form. They have so many sketches of his wings. He isn't sure if it's flattering or creepy.
MCs who have a passion for wildlife preservation, and will thus spend hours happily talking about corvids with Mammon. Or talking about deep sea creatures with Levi. Or talking about wild cats with Satan.
MCs who are straight-up demonologists and are basically treating this exchange program as a field anthropology trip. They're taking meticulous notes on the cultural differences between the Devildom and their nation. They're asking Barbatos 8,000 questions about food. Diavolo has been subjected to several hours of questioning about his royal duties. They trade modern human realm facts with Belphagor in exchange for explaining how exactly the local traffic laws were decided and what the House of Lords does.
MCs who might be on the run from the law, or might be in witness protection, or might be a person who really likes vacations, or might just have a job that involves travelling. Who knows? Certainly not the brothers! And MC isn't gonna be elaborating any time soon.
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Fancops in the SWD: OM fandom: “Noooo, don’t ship demoncest, thats gross (even though they’re demons and demons are often gross) and wrong (even though they’re created beings and not related) and they would never even think of that!!!11!1!”
Meanwhile, the game:





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on the topic of villains redeemed or whatever... i also dislike that whenever a villain joins the good side they suddenly become weak as fuck. KEEP THEM VICIOUS. KEEP THEM SCARY. ALLOW THEM TO BE TERRIFYING AT TIMES SO THE HEROES CAN JUST EXCHANGE LOOKS OF "holy fucking shit i am so glad theyre on our side now"
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