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- Transparent Princesses match your blog background! -
if you find that they look cool on your blog you should send me screencaps so I can see too
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my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
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If you don't want to shave thats cool but you're not special and lets be honest dildos don't really offer the same thing as actual sex with a person so stop using that as a comeback. I haven't been on tumblr for weeks, and the first post I come back to is hairy feminists. You guys are irritating sometimes ae.
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
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if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
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I think I thought of this once when I was fucked as drunk. When I sobered I realised I'm not three and went back to my real job.


Untitled Acrylic and sprinkles on canvas 14” x 18” 2014
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Thirst Starters (Part One) - Flynn Rider
"I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say… hi."
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You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
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Crying because of so much debt and need money quick and how to get, become not sober, watch happy feet 2 for the first time. omg. I'm so angry about brittany murphy but omg that song made me feel ok. yeye.
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