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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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I keep failing my adhd hip thing :(:(:(
my brother and i were talking about how in the series adhd is supposed to be "demigod BATTLE PROWESS" and how with actual adhd (and autism) it often messes with your gross & fine motor control, which is why it has such strong comorbidity with dyspraxia (and why some of the big physical tells for adhd are messy handwriting and being clumsy, and why a lot of adhd people are mistakenly presumed to be nearsighted)
anyways we jokingly decided the only actual "battle prowess" demigods get from adhd is that they dodge attacks by doing The ADHD Hip Thing™. you know the one.
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shoddy image I know but:
This is how I imagine Johnny's reaction when "the Toy Soldier caved to peer pressure."
#somebody draw a grouchy johnny surrounded by octokittens saying 'you're dead to me toy soldier'#i've done as was asked#the ignominious demise of dr pilchard#tales to be told#the mechanisms#i've found the mechanisms and i'm making it everyones problem#>:)#(ignore that i'm not that good at art)#(please)
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That toast is cold and shitty why not eat it out the toaster when butter will still melt on it?!??!?!?! I need my toast warm and crunchy!!!!!!!!
WHY DO PEOPLE WANT COLD TOAST??!?!?!?
look at this stock photo
#nah that’s a toast rack#but toast racks are war crimes#that's why she's angry#she cant belive that this man has the audacity to bring that thing home#as she should#>:(#toast rack#stock images#if you want that toast#be my guest#but it's a no for me#fuck toast racks (metaforically)
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I love the Meatballs Menu
the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr
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My version in german:
Hell das Sonnenlicht über Thors geburt schien,
Loki fand ich als ich zu tacobell ging.
(In english: sunlight shone brightly over Thors birth, I fond Loki while going to tacobell)
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
#we have a second moon?!?!?!#only for a bit but still!!!!!!!#why was this the first i heard of this??!!!#i love 2024 PT5#i need everyone to know that#:)#apollo and his dogeball strike again!!!
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Give th villain layers of capes that all tear away so dramatically it makes your audiance cry as if they're cutting onions
Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?
#you know....#onions and layers#i'm bad at this#but i don't care#:)#capes or no capes that is the question#and the answer is yes#to both#edna mode#megamind#capes#no capes#maybe capes#layered capes#tear away capes#:D
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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
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I did not know i could boop myself!!
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I made a real live boop!
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Boop!
getting you getting you getting yu getting you getting yuo getting you getting u
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