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shoddy image I know but:
This is how I imagine Johnny's reaction when "the Toy Soldier caved to peer pressure."
#somebody draw a grouchy johnny surrounded by octokittens saying 'you're dead to me toy soldier'#i've done as was asked#the ignominious demise of dr pilchard#tales to be told#the mechanisms#i've found the mechanisms and i'm making it everyones problem#>:)#(ignore that i'm not that good at art)#(please)
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That toast is cold and shitty why not eat it out the toaster when butter will still melt on it?!??!?!?! I need my toast warm and crunchy!!!!!!!!
WHY DO PEOPLE WANT COLD TOAST??!?!?!?
look at this stock photo
#nah that’s a toast rack#but toast racks are war crimes#that's why she's angry#she cant belive that this man has the audacity to bring that thing home#as she should#>:(#toast rack#stock images#if you want that toast#be my guest#but it's a no for me#fuck toast racks (metaforically)
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I love the Meatballs Menu
the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr
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My version in german:
Hell das Sonnenlicht über Thors geburt schien,
Loki fand ich als ich zu tacobell ging.
(In english: sunlight shone brightly over Thors birth, I fond Loki while going to tacobell)
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
#we have a second moon?!?!?!#only for a bit but still!!!!!!!#why was this the first i heard of this??!!!#i love 2024 PT5#i need everyone to know that#:)#apollo and his dogeball strike again!!!
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Give th villain layers of capes that all tear away so dramatically it makes your audiance cry as if they're cutting onions
Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?
#you know....#onions and layers#i'm bad at this#but i don't care#:)#capes or no capes that is the question#and the answer is yes#to both#edna mode#megamind#capes#no capes#maybe capes#layered capes#tear away capes#:D
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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
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I did not know i could boop myself!!
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I made a real live boop!
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Boop!
getting you getting you getting yu getting you getting yuo getting you getting u
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Mission accomplished!
EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING
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You don't know how much you're missing out on by not speaking german.
Coldmirror (a youtuber) is a godess.
Her channel includes all the unhingedness tumblr loves, and i dare say, anyone on this site would like her if they understood what she's saying.
She has made in my opinion the best fan and original creations to exist.
If you have a sense of humor you're gonna love her.
If you like harry potter or startreck oooohhh boy you're gonna love her.
And if you don't it's still hilarious regardless i speak from experiance (i have not seen startrack yet [be quiet it's on the list]).
Everyone who isn't an A.R.S.C.H. (this is a refrence to a character who'se name is litteraly A.S.S.) will love her she is amazing.
Followers, what are some utterly deranged media/memes in your native language you wish you could peddle to your followers but cannot because they don't speak the language?
#coldmirror#she is awesome#german stuff#german shit#harry potter#syncros#she has synced the entre first two harry potter movies and a good chunck of the fourth#she is insane#and amazing#she deserves the world#she has taken apart every single frame of the first harry potter movie and made a podcast of it#it's over a day long#and i love it#every second of it#star star space#is amazing#it's a startrack type of thingy#japanoschlampen#i didn't name it ok??#and it's funny#haukes kunsttips#<arttipps that you learned in kindergarden but have forgotten by now#they're really fun#and she makes it even more fun!!!#she is amazing#she is awsome#i think i already tagged that but whaterver#it's true though
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Helping find amanda,
We'll get you amanda!
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
#amanda#we'll find you#we'll get you eventually amanda#do you understand#you can't escape it#tumblr heritage#tumblr
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Ah yes, tumblr, the only true hell on earth
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