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swans by hilma klint

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I was walking around the neighborhood one day and suddenly came across this tree with a branch the formed a spiral

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Meiko Kaji (1974)

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On the trail at Naches Peak, Chinook Pass, Washington

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Smith College Girls for i-D magazine 2004

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i am literally such an angel [has homicidal intrusive thoughts]

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"you talk to yourself?" yeah, that's my homie

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I feel like I’m delusional and hyper self-aware at the same time

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Tumblr is the ideal site for me because as I become increasingly deranged what I require is a space where I can say shit like ‘i want every tv channel to show hours of live footage of senator joe manchin being bled upside down like a slaughtered animal’ with at least 95% certainty there will be no consequences

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🪓Silly (Stupid) Horror Movie NSFW Asks🪓

Scream: Choose one: Phone sex, video call, or sexting?

Nightmare on Elm Street: Are you into somnophilia?

The Craft: Are you more dominant or submissive? Would you/have you ever done the opposite?

Poltergeist: What was the last sex toy you bought? The first? If you don’t own one and want to, what would you buy?

It Follows: Talk about a time you got horny when you were somewhere you shouldn’t be horny (ie. school, work, etc.)

Rocky Horror Picture Show: Fishnets or thigh highs? On you or a partner?

Trick ‘R Treat: Do you like to roleplay in bed? What’s your favorite scene or character to act out?

IT: What is your ultimate fantasy? Describe it in detail.

Dracula: Do you like receiving/giving hickies?

V/H/S: If you watch porn, what type is your favorite?

The Shining: Would you prefer to have sex in a hotel or at home?

Friday the 13th: Do you like shower sex? If you haven’t tried it, would you?

Pet Semetary: Are you into pet play? Do you prefer being a kitten, puppy, or something else?

Carrie: What is your most embarrassing sex/masturbation story? Have you ever been caught?

The Witch: Do you like dirty talk? What’s the most attractive thing someone has said to you in bed?

The Human Centipede: Do you own any butt plugs? Have you ever worn them in public?

The Purge: Do you like foreplay? What is your favorite foreplay activity?

Halloween: Are you into bodily fluids (ie. blood, scat, piss, etc.)? Which one(s)?

The Evil Dead: What’s something you fantasize about that you’d never actually act on?

Cabin in the Woods: Have you ever made a sex tape? Would you?

Fright Night: Have you ever used random objects to masturbate with? If so, what were they?

Jennifer’s Body: Are you into pain play? To what extent? Giving, receiving, or both?

The Purge: Do you like wearing lingerie? What item of clothing turns you on the most to wear/have someone else wear?

The Blair Witch Project: Have you ever had sex outside? Would you? Where?

The Conjuring: What’s the best position to be spanked/spank someone? Paddle, whip, or hand?

The Ring: Have you tried hypnosis? Would you?

Saw: Confess a kink in detail that you haven’t told anyone.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Are you embarrassed by any kinks or fetishes you have? What are they?

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A Clockwork Orange (1971)

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Glimpse of the Garden (Marie Menken, 1957)

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