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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.
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every employer is like "do you want to work in a fast-paced environment? with flexible hours?" where are the slow pace environments with consistency instead
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went to an art exhibition and the artist was drawing a self-portrait dressed up as a dog and i wish this was my job so fucking bad
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Green Day solicit donations for HIV/AIDS organization, 1994
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wanted to clear out some of my really old terraria characters but this prompt stopped me dead in my tracks
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Glen Martin Taylor, “but i am safe in here.”
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john william waterhouse wanted to get fucked by a witch sooo bad
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Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”
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the menswear guy added mr beast to his kill count
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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."
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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.
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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
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