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I want this NOW omggggg

how does she keep making Max so cute and likable I’m a Ferrari girl I’m not supposed to like him!!

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So cute 🥰

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AND THIS IS WHAT WE CALL, A MAX VERSTAPPEN MASTER-FUCKING-CLASS!!! Ah~ 😌

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Listen. Charles Leclerc is one of the most talented, or more so, skilled driver on the grid and that is undisputed. People might say that good drivers can make do with an above average car..which,true to some extent, provided it is one which DOES NOT FALL APART UNDERNEATH THE DRIVER, provided that the team ACTUALLY LISTENS TO THE FEEDBACK OF THE DRIVERS AND TRIES TO *IMPROVE* and doesn't blatantly disregard it and also, provided they have engineers and strategists who don't fuck over their drivers every.single.time. Needless to mention, Scuderia Ferrari lacks every single one of these, and I have the utmost respect for Charles for achieving what he is with...that thing.

It's so so heartbreaking to see how many wins,podiums and achievements he's missing because of Ferrari's clownery. I mean, 90% of his problems are on Ferrari and What The Fuck?! Brakes, engines,every goddamn thing failing and people might think such a prestigious and reputed brand could make a decent car. Expectations too high, it seems. Ridiculous.

Charles has such a deep attachment to Ferrari due to a multitude of reasons, and I cannot blame him for it. His father, Jules, Ferrari is all he has seen and dreamed of. It runs in his veins. However, circumstances force me to think that Ferrari is deeply aware of Charles' emotional attachment to that team, and thus, is exploiting him because they KNOW the likelihood of Charles leaving them is very slim. However, I fear that if Charles does not make a decision soon, it might cost him his career, or atleast his prime years. If it was me, I would give them one more season, and if this continues, gtfo of there. But in Charles' position, I can understand how it would be hard for him to give this up, how it would feel like a betrayal to his loved ones and more. But personally, I feel like everyone, on earth or up, would understand why he did it and fully support him. I hope he gets the courage to take the necessary decision soon , or at the VERY LEAST give a "I'm gonna leave fuck you" scare so that Ferrari can fix their shit. The only thing I want is for Charles to be able to get the results he deserves and be able to RACE, really. Scuderia Ferrari was an emotion for me, but it's quickly turning sour I'm sad to say.

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This clip of him, lives in my head

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IMPORTANT!!!!

ps:read the whole thing, its life changing.

to everyone who follows me, im sorry. after a period of contemplation, i've come to the realization m*x is actually... kinda an awful person. i hope all of you can come to the same conclusion in your own time. you can read my reasons below if you want, i wish you all well <3

he called lewis's braids "cornrows" which is actually really rude. not everyone has had the experience of getting lost cornfield, it's experience-of-getting-lost-in-a-cornfield discrimination.

can you seriously be okay with the way he's let his body grow? his tits? his curves? his peach? stop making women and men jealous #misogyny #menogyny

his tits? his curves? his peach? stop making every gender and sex jealous #homosapienogyny

maks what? m@.x rizz? m-x load? m@.ks dick size? all of the above? be more specific dickhead

three erasure

the stupid mole on his lip keeps staring at me like a beautiful lady and i dont like it. beautiful ladies should not be the accessory of a man's mouth. once again #misogyny

wtf is this constant gay chicken? it's queerbaiting, it's not saving the world. also a chicken bit me once they're evil (like m^x)

he's unbelievably nice to children and even has a child living in his house sometimes. there's only one thing worse than a rapist. a child #fraternizingwiththedevil

he's so seflish. he owns three fucking shirts and a single suit. he gets all that money and for what? to spend on his family? jfc he is sending the clothing industry into recession

finally, he's a murderer! he's so beautiful it makes people cry and that could send them into dehydration which could kill them. he's literally murdering the population! nvm the fact that overpopulation is a big concern.

anyway, these are just the few i could think of. i might share more in due time. i hope you all can understand that this is coming from a place of genuine concern for global welfare xx

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max verstappen winner of monaco grand prix 2023!

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Sooo proud of our Maxie boy!! That was amazing!!

So happy for Nando and Estie Bestie too🥳

Now Ferrari....keep one eye open tonight that's all I'm gonna say. Poor Charles..

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That godforsaken grid penalty for Charles..

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Mercs you can have your moment later pls let Charles by😭😭😭

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Charles...😭😭😭😭😭

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Charles is 3rd stop the race NOW

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psa f1blr: it has come to my attention that far too many ppl on this hellsite don't know where to stream races illegally so i'll make it very simple. you can do it HERE or HERE :)

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Do you know who looks good in special edition white race suits.... Lestappen!

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max verstappen appreciation post because he’s gorgeous

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max is gorgeous.

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IT'S HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM STAY FUCKING CALM