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Exactly. 

Well we could always go and kill regular people if you like? Or set the camps on fire. Drink. Raid people's houses for... Whatever. Half of the things I could suggest you won't be able to do, because you're human. 

—No.

I figured out of everyone in camp, you’d be the one to find a more interesting distraction.

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I'm sorry, would you prefer Jerry? 

Kill walkers. What else is there to do?

[a stifled groan— under his breath ] Jeremiah? Really?

[in a normal tone] So, what’s the plan, then? What are we gonna do today?

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Jack's face wins. HANDS DOWN MOTHERFUCKER.

P L E A S E no but really

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Well then that can be arranged, I'm sure. And no, I don't think I am, I know I am.

I’d like to see you more often, make sure you’re safe. Though I’m sure you think you are pretty much capable of doing that on your own.

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Of course, though even if it wasn't I'd still enjoy it, Jeremiah.

Plan on enjoying it while it’s still nice and walker-free?

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You’re welcome, Katherine.

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Oh... Well then, thank you.

Don’t be so quick to judge, I was not implying sarcasm at all. At the least, I was paying you a sincere compliment.

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I hate having to get my nails dirty      though, getting to kill people who used to be local residents has it's perks. 

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Hello, Jeremy. I agree. It's just splendid. 

My bad— wanna try this again? Hello, Katherine. Nice weather we’re having.

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Sarcasm? I could change, if I wanted to. 

Still the same Katherine. It’s nice to know that you’re the one person that will never change.

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Obviously off still assuming I was being bitch. 

Nice? You’ve been nice— To me? And where was I when this happened?

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Good, I'm glad. 

That makes me feel better, I think.

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"Sometimes, it depends on my mood. And, no. I'm usually meaner, so count yourself lucky."

Time to Dance?

“Wow, ya just be the life and soul of the party don’t ya. Are ya always this mean to people you meet?”

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Oh, Jeremy. Are you ever gonna learn? One of these days I'm going to stop being so nice to you. 

Good. Then I agree— lovely weather we’re having despite the fact that you’re walking around.

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"Right. Well when you finally stop dancing like a headless chicken, perhaps you could walk as far away from me as possible. Hm?" 

Time to Dance?

“About the dancing? Hell dancing is fun.”

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Only for you. 

Will a selfless word or action ever come from you, Katherine?

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Technically speaking I'm dead? Of course I am. 

—You including yourself in that? Cause, yanno, technically speaking…