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he's not into people's emotions

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edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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One thing I really appreciate about Neve and her romance is that the archetype of the avoidant character who fears commitment and keeps pulling away is so often a man; women are typically expected to be better at communicating and to do a lot of the work of relationship-building. But women can be bad at this stuff too! Neve is awkward about her feelings and wary about getting close to someone and she is allowed to be that way without being vilified for it, and I really love that.

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Oh to be kissed and loved by a woman. . .

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skyhold maid to a dreadwolf hunter? never underestimate a lesbian

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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Ask and ye shall receive. Tumblr won't let me post the video, so I made it a gift instead

Listen there's this moment in the game. The bit where you're skipping rocks with Neve and she has an epiphany. And she tells Rook "Come on," or something in the SOFTEST most GENTLEST way.

Like I can't find anyone who gif-ed or recorded that moment but it's my favourite for some reason.

My main Rook is like a little sister to her and it feels so gd sweet

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not now kitten . daddy’s getting lost in the hinterlands again

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Just got banter of Harding asking Neve why she's just glaring into space and Neve says, "just keeping an eye on things"

I love the idea that Neve just goes outside and glares around at nothing. She's like shaking her fist at the "sky" to make sure the Fade knows she's watching lol

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I think of her freckles at least once a day 🥺

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being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!