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There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”

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a treasure found antiquing today

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I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

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a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours

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got that thang on him

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bro we are straight up smoking the creature

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the Ice War on Europa...

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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

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someone’s def already drawn this but I love this meme too much

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its crazy that mr brightside is one of the best songs ever yet isnt even the best killers song

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my grinch sauwce might be the last thing u ever see from me

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fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

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its crazy how much berserk is literally about me and my former housemate

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dancing away