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actually the funniest thing that could happen right now would be Biden up and dying of old man disease so Kamala is a lame duck president for two months and technically the first woman president so they have to add a bunch of qualifiers like "first woman ELECTED president" when Hawk Tuah Girl wins in 2032
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free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...
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YOU THERE
HALT !!!
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happy arcane s2 eve to all who celebrate!! wahoo
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i bet jesus was bricked on that cross... i know i would be..
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What do you mean "the real magic was inside me". Then what the fuck did we gather the magic amulets for
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literally can't stop thinking about handsome boy mushroom
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I’d hold out for a third and finally successful assassination attempt, but the idea of a jd Vance pregnancy does not make me feel any better
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HEY
WAIT
STOP SCROLLING !!!!
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if you arrange 9 baby seals in a square you can make 1 seal block
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