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this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLyd95mk/

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Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

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holy shit

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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

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So I'm seeing a bunch of posts around these days suspiciously trying to tie shows being cancelled to the recent rise in piracy due to the uptick in streaming costs.

So I thought I'd remind everyone if the time Olan Rogers was forced to pirate the third season of Final Space because Warner Brothers had cancelled and memory holed it as a tax write off. A show HE CREATED.

That was back in 2022, before the hikes, before the mass wave of streaming sub losses. Don't let people fool you, it's not piracy that's killing your favorite shows. It's corps doing the same bullshit they always do.

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I’m actually going insane over Gun Devil: Lady Liberty edition bc her design is fucking crazy

She’s all bones and no guts. Gutless, heartless, only cold and unfeeling bones.

The only flesh on her is her arm muscles, developed by repeatedly performing one action: raising the gun. There is no substance to her besides her right to “bare” arms. She has no hands, she is not able to put down the weapon. Her sole function is to uphold violence.

She has eyes to see and yet she keeps them closed. She has ears to hear, but no hands to cover them. So she cannot avoid hearing all of the cries from all of the people who suffer by her and her mother. But she has no mouth to speak with.

She has no voice. She has no ability to communicate outside of violence. She has no choice.

All she can do is raise the fucking gun.

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Mandela effect

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when i was shopping earlier i saw a product where, instead of there being a price tag, there was a qr code. and they wanted you to scan it to get the price. i wonder what it would feel like to be a wolf and to full force bite onto something's throat. your hunger satiated and your thirst quenched. your enemy defeated. in one swift follow-through.

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People starting apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef are weak, I will demolish any seasonal beverage you put in front of me without hesitation

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I'm really not sure what compelled me to do this

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I made a pie for my friends 🥰🔪

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I’m trying to conceptualize a shrek walk