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US-SOCCER GIVE AWAY!!!

WITH THE WORLD CUP COMING UP I WANT TO GIVE MY FOLLOWERS THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW THEIR SUPPORT FOR THE USWNT. THAT IS WHY I WANT TO GIVE ONE LUCKY FOLLOWER THE CHANCE TO WIN THE NEW USWNT AWAY JERSEY CUSTOMIZED!!!!  

 HERE ARE THE RULES:

YOU HAVE TO WRITE A 800 WORD ESSAY EXPLAINING YOUR LOVE FOR THE USWNT AND WHY YOU’RE WORTHY OF WEARING THAT JERSEY.

Just kidding.

HERE ARE THE ACTUAL RULES:

*You must be following ME. *You must reblog/ like this post. (As many times as you want. *Keep ask open, winner will be messaged and has 24 hours to reply before a new winner is selected. *No giveaways blogs.

I’ll randomly pick a winner MAY 1st, 2015, at 12:00 pm. Which will leave plenty of time for shipping in time for the WWC

I’ll ship any where and pay for the shipping myself. This is a gift after all! 

If you have any questions, don’t be afraid to ask! Keep the faith and good luck! 

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Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier. 2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks. 3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do. 4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream. 5. Fart when you have to. 6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it! 7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via fawnbabe)

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The sad part about this World Cup thing is FIFA isn’t going to do anything. They know the players won’t boycott the tournament because they want to win, and they have plenty of money to pay a fee for being discriminating over women. That’s the sad part- FIFA gives ZERO shits about women.

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do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

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When you are attracted to people, it’s because of the details. Their kindness. Their eyes. The fact that they can get you to laugh when you need it the most.

(via kadtryingtocomeout)

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Difference between graffiti and vandalism

graffiti is art.

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