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I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂

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yesterday's halloween piece

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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weirdly enchanted by this

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youtube that is a big question

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just had an absolutely atrocious thought

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A couple of warmups (they're dating)

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Team darks dynamic to me

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i paint. and because someone told me that another student wanted to get his portrait done i approached this man who i have barely exchanged two sentences before and said "i heard you want to get painted. i'll do it for 500"

and it took as two very confusing and exparating minutes of haggling about the price and outlining the logistics of said painting during which i said sentences like "you can be naked if you want but that would be extra" and "what do you mean why would you pay me. i do all the work?" while he got increasingly more flushed until i put my foot down and said "well if you want to be painted baroque style that's gonna cost some money" and he said "oh my god PAINTED. that makes a lot more sense."

turns out he misheard me and thought a stranger. a random person. came up to him in the middle of the lecture hall in front of god and everyone and loudly and confidently said "i heard you want get pegged." and then got mad at his refusal to pay half a grand for it. can you fucking imagine

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sometimes i want a new face

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sometimes i want a new face

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bro what happened to my cookie

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Orthoceras meal. If you even care...

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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

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Happy Pride month y'all !! 🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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let him cook