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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

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talkative bird…with strong silent bird….

Nintendo please let Brewster come home I miss him dearly.

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theyre doing some freaky shit at the vcr repair shop

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I hate hate hate that all the discourse around bdsm has stopped interesting conversations from happening. Bc I am interested in how the society I was raised in influenced my kinks, and what that means for the nature of consent! I think that shit's fascinating!! But that line has been so co-opted by the 'kink is evil sadists are misogynists subs are poor delicate abused women' crowd that there's basically no way to have any conversation deeper than a fucking puddle. Anyway if any violent horrible women want to do disgusting fucked up things to me hmu

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do you know just how easy it is to slip estrogen into someone's coffee? ill give you a hint, very

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hate hate hate seeing 'no knead' bread. what next, 'no swim' pools? 'no reading' books? 'no love and cherish the small things' life?

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randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and

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People who wear tampons are insane to me. Maybe it’s the positioning and anatomy of my specific vagina but I can’t wear one without it sitting directly on top of my g spot. Are y’all just walking around getting railed by a tampon all hours of the day???

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As someone who works in patent law (in admin lol I send bitchy emails and get paid barely over minimum wage for it) even the one defence of 'don't you want small creators to protect themselves' is bullshit. It's the massive companies who hold the patents 9 times out of 10 and will use that power to hurt small creators. Patents are indefensible

the biggest barrier to democratising medical access is the patent regime. intellectual property kills.

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stumbled across this card on scryfall and oh boy is it a doozy

so. the updated wording of the card (most importantly "gender" and "as you cast") makes this potentially the funniest card in the game rules-wise. no judge has weighed in on it (probably because its an old card out of print and not legal in any format) but it begs the question

what happens if someone comes out as trans in response?

i would love to know from a judge 1) if a players gender is hidden information (and, if so, what zone (if any) its in), 2) if coming out is a special action (similar to taking off your pants to dodge denimwalk) that doesnt use the stack, cannot be responded to (can you fucking imagine getting countered on that?), and can be done whenever the player has priority, and 3) if the reveal affects the "as you cast" clause

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Light answers a tough question