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heyguys i decided im the president of the united states of america now

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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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what if i made a really funny url but it was kind of in poor taste

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laying an egg hard and loud

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to violate intellectual property and copyright law

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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I bought a desktop laminator using money I got for my birthday and by god if this isn't the sexiest piece of office equipment I've ever had the pleasure of owning

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K

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its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit

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“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it

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smoking cigarettes and drinking a six pack of these in the alley behind the pets store

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