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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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Just signed an unprecedented 8 post deal with tumblr.com records

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being outside the uk is always jarring to me because i'm reminded that advertisements in other countries don't talk to you like you're on suicide watch

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If elected as President, what changes would you make to labour laws?

Mandatory annual billionaire hunger games

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everyday a women cries i kill myself out of respect.

Instead of helping her you make it about yourself

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blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

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i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing

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fuuuuck. i cant deal with 3 million draculas today are you kidding

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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

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GOD OKAY ALRIGHT

Imagine a boyband and one of them chooses the gimmick "the poiosner"

Like in interviews he drops hints that he's taken lives ans he jokes about not leaving your food with him and all his clothes have like snakes or green vials in the design

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit

That's one guy, you fucking shit

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hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry