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speaking of which: send me a ship n i’ll assign a homoerotic experience that i’ve had in this year alone
seeing Queer in a few hours so get ready for some absolutely PATHETIC rpf soon
#i would do bits from queer but i don’t wanna spoil things !#and um. I’ve literally had someone yell ‘i just wanna kiss you!’ at me from a bus so like. my telenovella ass
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seeing Queer in a few hours so get ready for some absolutely PATHETIC rpf soon
#trent reznor when i fucking get you ‼️‼️#pathetic rpf also brought to you by the depths of my yearning once again !!#i rlly come back to this blog when i’m yearning huh#anyways. tldr: homoerotic tguy friendship is not for the faint of heart !!
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had a dream last night where brian made a video about making wearing a dog collar in public seem casual and normal
MINORS IN THE THE CHAT DO NOT INTERACT 🤨
all i remember is his usual intro of “hi. i’m br*an d*vid g*ilbert.” something something “my favorite thing” something something “dog collar.”
and “for being a good boy, i get a special treat.”
followed by a close up to his neck with hands hooking a leash into his collar (it was a typical black ridged cord that is obviously for a dog and not a human collar btw, + a silver hoop to connect a leash)
and then a jump cut to to him sitting cross legged on a skateboard being pulled down the street
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futile devices by sufjan stevens is so patbri coded btw
#I’d list the lyrics but its just the whole fucking song tbh#he made his own gay ass self with his own gay ass song 😔
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dropout cast rpf is always good and morally upright especially if it is silly and inconsequential which is why I am always thinking about 1) josh ruben’s two part cis guy impressions 2) this video of vic michaelis and jiavani nolastname having such silly yet insane chemistry that I am taking it as evidence they have hooked up in real life
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losing my mind that dropout tv rpf isn’t like. a thing. like you have brennan lee mulligan’s weird thing with everyone, multiple marriages cross-series, weird lowkey mindbreak shows (grant and ally🫠🫠🫠), very kinky people with lots of sex related jokes (FIFTY?????)…it’s not fair or normal or ok. idc that sam reich is on tumblr. he should be happy to have created an organic environment in which i want his colleagues to suck and fuck him and each other
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had a dream last night where brian made a video about making wearing a dog collar in public seem casual and normal
MINORS IN THE THE CHAT DO NOT INTERACT 🤨
all i remember is his usual intro of “hi. i’m br*an d*vid g*ilbert.” something something “my favorite thing” something something “dog collar.”
and “for being a good boy, i get a special treat.”
followed by a close up to his neck with hands hooking a leash into his collar (it was a typical black ridged cord that is obviously for a dog and not a human collar btw, + a silver hoop to connect a leash)
and then a jump cut to to him sitting cross legged on a skateboard being pulled down the street
#minors dni due to h*rny context. you shouldn’t be following me anyway 🤨📸#you know how you’re not supposed to be able to read or look at phones or clocks in dreams ?#im built different#even within the dream I’m back on the les-brian grind set bc-#i was trying to take screenshots and feeling the shock and excitement to post them here#brian projected this video idea straight into my subconscious guys im sorry if it never comes out due to plagiarism 😔#n e ways. god tortures me with this not being real#the jump cut to skateboard kills me bc that feels so him
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nobody touch me im in FLAMES .
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“i’ll do fuckin anything” if it wasn’t amplified is uh. really somethin
#hi im still not even 8 minutes into the new ep.#patbribrennan is stewing in my brain……#kinning my own tags
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If you have a work that carries the "Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings" label I have to say That is very allowed
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had to take a vehicle choir break bc the hyperfixation got to me
watching the new ep w brian and and brennan wish me luck
#y’all rockin with the Maryland old bay crab dance he does in college years before dances moving ⁉️#genuinely i have a list of infodump/video essay topics n he should be one of them
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“brian when are you gonna be on dimension 20” “and i’m like, y’all ain’t real fans, because i have been, technically”
REALLLL
watching the new ep w brian and and brennan wish me luck
#where were YOU when brian d20 ep came out.#where were you when#oh god. i just went to look up the title and. is patbri ‘eggs are okay’ lost media ?
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watching the new ep w brian and and brennan wish me luck
#my rpf heart literally had to stop 30 seconds in bc of brennan saying he found dances moving as a counselor#vindicated after 6 years of shipping bri-brennan
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hey so are we not gonna mention this or?
what’s that boy doing up there?
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i need everyone to see this RIGHT NOW
#i work in a deli now btw that tends to play 80s ballads n this song comes on every few days#this is all i think of.
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