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they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit
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quite literally the only day you can rb this the last one was 2005
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Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines
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most pop culture shirts are so ugly and tacky i think if you're making a shirt for your tv show you should either have to put out something that looks like in-universe merch or else go full balls to the wall three wolf moon mode like those etsy shirts that are like five different ugly photos of wilson from house md or whoever that say WILSON in giant 80s looking 3d letters with lightning bolts coming off them. those are good
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Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa
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Then one faggy Christmas eve, santa came to slay
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“don we now our gay apparel” is a great line in our current day. put on your faggy little outfit cunt
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you've heard of her right? the whole town's talking about her. the girl who turned kinda weird through the intersection. we all saw and we're mad at her.
#remembering the time a guy vandalized a pride crosswalk#and in approximately 2 hours we had his license plate face name and employer
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you've heard of her right? the whole town's talking about her. the girl who turned kinda weird through the intersection. we all saw and we're mad at her.
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