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we'd walk well together

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that man wont be a twink by the time im done with him

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I did a thing on my phone

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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its so fucked up that they don't let you jack yourself off in new jersey. you start cranking it and a guy runs over HEY HEY BUDDY LET ME TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU!! when every other state you can just jack yourself off

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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

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Check your backgrounds people

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im doing normal and acceptable things in the world of playwriting. also im responding very well to reading "house of leaves" thanks very much why do you ask.

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you're in a girl's room and she's weird

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requested edit for @imonthemoonitsmadeofcheese

We need to see more of their relationship in game.

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STOP POSTING ABOUT HOUSE OF LEAVES. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TUMBLR SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS WERE JUST HOUSE OF LEAVES STUFF. I- I SHOWED A PICTURE OF A DOLLHOUSE TO MY FRIEND AND THE HOUSE I DYED IT AND WENT "HEY LUDE. WHEN THE HOUSE-HAHA! DING DUM DUM DUM D-DUM DUM DING DING" I LOOKED AT A FUCKING CABIN AND WENT "THAT'S A BIT NAVVY" I HAD A PROSTATE ORGASM - THINK OF THE NAVIDSONS HAVING SEX - AND GO "PROSTATE? MORE LIKE PROSHOUSE!" AAAAAAAAA1

1. We have no idea what the fuck happened here. -ED

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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

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Picture this. You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi! We wake up and we're in a sewer - we're surrounded by a minotaur. A HORNY MINOTAUR. You know what that means! MINOTAUR ORGY. The stench draws in a house, what are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it! House fight, house handed, house....Naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the house after we beat it in a brawl, and we ride it into a Chuck-E-Cheez. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so? Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as jesus christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE out (which I didn't know you could even do), then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turned INTO the sun, UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! hahahhdhdiaokalsoWHHSIAGAGAHAHAHSGSISJKA-

Now, you might ask "Johnny, what the fuck was that?" and what I'm gonna answer with is fuck you.

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I'm doing puppet work for an interactive sensory experience my college is doing and I'm having SO much fun!!!!

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Drew this in history class :3