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Jughead: “So I can be buried alive or told I’m only here because I lived in a trailer park?”
Fp: “Someone said that to you?”
me: umm so we’re just gonna overlook the fact that he was FUCKING BURIED ALIVE???
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The Riverdale cast is partying on a farm with some goats and shit meanwhile KJ is at the Teen Choice Awards lookin like a whole ass meal
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I will never get over the fact that Billy was fucking posessed by the Mind Flayer and his ass still showed up to work the next day. He was really on that grind huh??
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oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage
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So are Polly's twins just gonna stay babies forever???????
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Fr tho! I was like "damn they been running for hella long" 😂😂😂
how the hell did the sunrise so quickly lol
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Well I'll be damned. Cheryl really has gone "coo coo bananas."
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Alec: *pulls out a lock*
Magnus: you wanna lock me up. I thought you'd never ask!
Alec: ?????????
Me: Alec, sweetie. I'm pretty sure that was a hint...
#Shadowhunters#Alec Lightwood#magnus bane#matthew daddario#harry shum jr#malec#Magnus is totally into bondage and absolutely nobody can convince me otherwise
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I'm a Riverdale fan and I couldn't agree more with this post
I will be forever pissed about the fact that a show like Shadowhunters which has so much representation and depth and character development and growth got cancelled while shows like R**verdale get more seasons.
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People need to learn the difference between opinions and facts. For example:
Opinion: Pineapple tastes good on pizza
Fact: Alec Lightwood is a bottom
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if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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Its bad enough that the farm got to Kevin but now they're tryin to come for my bitch Cheryl????? Oh hell no
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The fact that Polly is "the actual flat earther" is hilarious because it's totally true lmao
i don’t know why i made this
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And that's what you missed on Glee...
Remember when Archie had to make his bones by killing someone because he swore a blood oath of loyalty to his girlfriends father who was a crime boss in the mob? but then he couldn’t go through with it so he ended up being framed for murder anyway and taken to a juvie center where he was forced into an underground fight club that forced kids to fight to the death? until he was able to escape through the floor boards because a guy named MadDog sacrificed himself? and then he went on the lamb to Canada and got attacked by a bear before tripping balls and metaphorically killing himself? And then he failed the SATs?
me too, me too.
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@Lili girl you need to come get your man...
#cole sprouse#lili reinhart#riverdale#jughead jones#betty cooper#Bughead#sprousehart#someone needs to take his phone
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At this rate the only person who hasn't fucked in Dilton Doiley's bunker is Dilton Doiley...
#Riverdale#Betty Cooper#Jughead Jones#Bughead#Archie Andrews#Veronica Lodge#Varchie#Kevin Keller#Choni probably fucked there too but they rarely get screen time so I guess we'll never know...#Dilton Doiley
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