various things @getallemeralds / @autisticlalna has said with as little context as possible. this is not a serious account. may contain (tagged) not sfw jokes, do not eat random quote button!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
giving the escaped gladiator nonviolent enrichment by teaching him embroidery and how to play the flute (badly)
1 note
·
View note
Text
i never thought leotards would eat MY face
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
the power of friendship MIGHT save you from medical malpractice.
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
I KEEP BEING SENT TO THE EVIL LOBBY. HELP
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
disease of "all of your atoms become superheated plasma"
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
goodbye brooke. im going to space and you cant come with bc you tried to kill me
1 note
·
View note
Text
animals love me for my above average edibility
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
its a giant flashing error, ill eat it immediately
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
well im glad getting your leg shot off had a positive outcome
3 notes
·
View notes