leo-leaper
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various things @patchdotexe has said with as little context as possible. this is not a serious account. may contain not sfw jokes, do not eat random quote button!
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leo-leaper · 1 day ago
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ill sucker-punch a corpse, i dont give a hell
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leo-leaper · 2 days ago
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[on verge of tears] i hate what im about to say, but out of all the sonic characters knuckles makes the most sense to be crucified
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leo-leaper · 5 days ago
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popes are not immune to gratuitous nugget violence
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leo-leaper · 6 days ago
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maybe ill have a horizontal tiny hamburger
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leo-leaper · 7 days ago
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reverse timelapse footage of branzy being skeletonized by piranhas
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leo-leaper · 8 days ago
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FOUR STACKS OF SAUSAGE
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leo-leaper · 9 days ago
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unforseen downside of my sillyboy swag: everybody thinks i should be god
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leo-leaper · 10 days ago
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HELLO PYROMANIAC WIFE. SORRY THAT OUR DAUGHTER HAS DIED BADLY
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leo-leaper · 11 days ago
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new strat found: toilet paper ankles
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leo-leaper · 12 days ago
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YOUVE BECOME WIDE, THATS A BAD SIGN
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leo-leaper · 13 days ago
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i think my life would be improved by crocs
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leo-leaper · 14 days ago
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WHY DID I WAKE UP TO ME BEING EXPLODED?
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leo-leaper · 15 days ago
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a worse catboy has been deployed
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leo-leaper · 16 days ago
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murder case of "proving viking hasn't learned how to blow up people with his mind"
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leo-leaper · 17 days ago
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DOES DRTUBE, OSSHA MOLE THAT LIVES IN THE FLOOR, MEAN NOTHING TO YOU
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leo-leaper · 18 days ago
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daily affirmations: clownpierce isnt here and doesnt want your wheel
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leo-leaper · 19 days ago
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here is my highschool sweetheart, Myself But Evil
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