leo-leaper
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various things @getallemeralds / @autisticlalna has said with as little context as possible. this is not a serious account. may contain (tagged) not sfw jokes, do not eat random quote button!
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leo-leaper · 2 days ago
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giving the escaped gladiator nonviolent enrichment by teaching him embroidery and how to play the flute (badly)
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leo-leaper · 3 days ago
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i never thought leotards would eat MY face
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leo-leaper · 4 days ago
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i think therefore i hands
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leo-leaper · 5 days ago
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i am being pizza cuttered to shreds
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leo-leaper · 8 days ago
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the power of friendship MIGHT save you from medical malpractice.
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leo-leaper · 9 days ago
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I KEEP BEING SENT TO THE EVIL LOBBY. HELP
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leo-leaper · 10 days ago
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disease of "all of your atoms become superheated plasma"
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leo-leaper · 11 days ago
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goodbye brooke. im going to space and you cant come with bc you tried to kill me
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leo-leaper · 12 days ago
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animals love me for my above average edibility
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leo-leaper · 13 days ago
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stop sneeting at me
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leo-leaper · 13 days ago
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escaping limbo any% (hopperless)
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leo-leaper · 19 days ago
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rotate your chess piece for intimidation
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leo-leaper · 20 days ago
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sit on motorcycle to relive your past
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leo-leaper · 21 days ago
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how do you MISPLACE a LUNG
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leo-leaper · 22 days ago
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its a giant flashing error, ill eat it immediately
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leo-leaper · 23 days ago
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are you gluing a shark to the ceiling?
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leo-leaper · 24 days ago
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well im glad getting your leg shot off had a positive outcome
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