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Slipped on ice hurt my ass. God put me on this earth only to suffer
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My liege when will your new Kermit plushie that you ordered online arrive? It's been several months and I am aching and throbbing for Muppet hole
Mother made me cancel the order. She said my "fixation" on my previous plushie was unhealth... but once I move into my new apartment tomorrow, nothing will stop me!!! HOLE! HOLE! HOLE! HOLE!
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HAPPIEST NUCLEAR WINTER ON SPOTOFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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are you sure about your apple jack kin? you always gave more pinkie pie vibes... do you tho idk
I am an Apple Jack kin because we are both passionate supporters of the Second Amendment
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Thoughts on the tiktok ban?
That was my doing. The Crashout Kermit account was just too much competition for me so I had the whole app taken out. My bad.
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Sorry for the lack of posties! Daddy has been a little sicky! Daddy has had a curse placed on him by witches! Daddy may have to quit her job and move to Ohio! <3
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if he calls me a witch after i told her i'm not i might place a real curse on them.
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I wrote up my subordinate for being a witch and placing curses on their coworkers. Now I just have to wait for the lead manager to approve it...
#I know they are a witch from their gothic style.#I have been traumatized by emos and I know their ways.#their Gerard Ways to be exact#<prev
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new craig of the creek ep (The Elders of the Creek) out yesterday / on MAX today - i did bg design and some bg paint for this ep! i really wanted to do these so thank you to our AD Martin for trusting me with them!
#parody nge bgs come up during breakdown and never had i jumped to volunteer for an assignment so fast#<prev#craig of the creek#art
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new craig of the creek ep (The Elders of the Creek) out yesterday / on MAX today - i did bg design and some bg paint for this ep! i really wanted to do these so thank you to our AD Martin for trusting me with them!
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will you die at 33 like jesus did?
Yes it is the consequence of being the only real Catholic out there. I believe it will happen after I rise to power through controversial means, legalize crucifixion, am eventually found guilty of crimes the good people of America have never even heard of, and am killed by my own followers in an act of vigilante justice through the same execution method I used to eliminate all of my rivals. As I bleed out on the cross, I will look to the heavens and say, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing." Then God will reveal His plan was to abandon me all along, and I will say Fuck That and jump off the cross and Joker Everybody to Death
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every so often a clip of this scene pierces through my usual lustful haze for him, and i am forcefully reminded that i genuinely do love reigen for his humanist outlook on life and willingness to help those around him ... and not just for his sexual allure and hypnotic (haha get it, like what psychics do) ass
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