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I'm sorry Milton. I was such a tool;
I do not know how such a play unfurled
Where I, enraged, did harm you in our duel
And without thought, became your Aaron Burr.
Athena's "wisdom," which I blindly sought,
Did lead me by the hand to sharpened nail;
I left you for the one who caused the rot,
Moirail? No. To you, I've been Moi-FAIL.
I beg upon my knees for simple grace,
Although a wretched mupping cuck I am;
Green Joker tears are pouring down my face,
I know I did you wrong, my precious Ham
I understand if this is still the end
But still- I'm sorry, Hamilton my friend.
👍
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An incomplete list of things crowdfunding spam has tried to sell me in the past twelve months:
Loaded towel
Optical toothbrush
Portable stimulator
Optimised blanket
Hybrid wallet
Underwater scooter
Calming egg
Speedy knife
Rotating strap
Second heart
Telescopic cup
Modern tube
Nuclear protector
Big card
Metal sock
Zen poncho
Red serum
Ropeless rope
Long laser
Sticky jacket
Banana button
Climbing vacuum
Smart ball
Sharp key
Empowered ring
Healing bone
Evolved pump
Flexible jar
Special door
Spinning device
Minimalist pants
Dynamic brush
Enjoyable wood
Professional milk
Cube
Insane shoe
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okay holy shit I think I might’ve found real fishcore music
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
#if you like it or not by the brobecks#?#actually didn't think I'd listened to it that much#the ghost of you by mcr is right under it which feels like a more accurate number one but ig not#i think i just get recommend if you like it or not more so i just let it play#bc i haven't like gone out of my way to listen to it recently#(beyond when i listened to the entire album)
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Gift illustration of Persona Obscura by MalkyTop, commissioned by @obstinaterixatrix!
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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it
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TUMBLR VS DISNEY WORLD. WE HAVE TO SEIZE THE MUPPETS. WE HAVE TO SET THEM FREE BEFORE MICKEYS GOONS TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME. MY RAGE IS ENOUGH. MY FISTS ARE ENOUGH. MY SCREAMS ARE ENOUGH.THEY CANNOT STOP ALL OF US
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Asshole what will it take for you to delete your blog?
Kiss me on the mouth and use your teeth
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awww its ok little guy [steps towards you with intent to harm]
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